The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away.
“We’ve been in Sussex street for years and it has always served us well. It’s close to transport and the cheap Chinese food available is quite beneficial,” said a Party spokesperson. “However sometimes too much of a good thing is not always what’s best. We’ve had problems with members becoming too enthused about the Chinese…..food.”
“I mean we all saw what happened to Dasher (Sam Dastyari) and now Bob Carr’s in on it. The poor bloke’s so enthused about the Chinese he’s ringing up members in Canberra to see if they want in on it.”
When asked where the party might look to moving the Spokesperson replied: “Nothing set in stone yet, we’ve heard good things about Little Russia and Little North Korea might have some space available soon, so we will see.”
Mark Williamson
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