The One Nation party has taken time out from hassling overseas lobby groups for cash to speak out against April Fools Day. Claiming the day unfairly targeted their voters with elaborate scams and tricks.
“How dare the inner city elite go after the decent, honest hardworking fools who vote for One Nation,” said a Party Spokesperson. “Our poor members have been flooding our offices with complaints about the pranks that have been pulled on them.”
“Everything from having to check to see if their refrigerator was still running to being asked to throw a brick down their toilet. One poor chap was forced go down to his hardware store and ask for a long wait. He was there for hours.”
When asked why specifically they felt their voters were being targeted by April Fools Day the Spokesperson replied: “Come on have you met the people who vote for us. Sure they’re lovely salt of the earth people but most of them would’ve been given safety scissors during arts and crafts time at school, if you know what I’m saying.”
For too long the inner city elite have been targeting us with their hygiene, multi-culturalism and pranks. Well now it’s time for us to reclaim April Fools Day and change the date to February 29th.”