Australian Parliament has announced they plan to conduct a nation-wide plebiscite to determine whether tennis player Nick Kyrgios is still considered a tool.
It comes in the wake of the long-time bad boy of Australian Tennis having seemingly turned his attitude around.
Kyrgios not only has been seem mentoring young Aussie tennis players, but pledging $250 per ace to the Australian Bushfire Appeal.
“Yeah, listen he was a monumental twat when he came on the scene,” stated Lleyton Hewitt, Australian Davis Cup Captain and former tool. “But I think he’s turned a corner, and I’m excited to see if the Australian public agree.”
It’s believed Hewitt has helped coach Kyrgios as much on becoming less dickish as he has on tennis. He introduced a strict regime of reviewing tweets before sending them and naughty corner time outs for any tantrums.
The plebiscite will not include a poll around Margaret Court, as the unanimous decision was that she is still a twit.
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