ScoMo Encourages His Dodgy Mate To Get On The Federal Gravy Train

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has encouraged his dodgy mate Gladys Berejiklian to join him in Canberra and get on board the Federal gravy train.

”The people of NSW would love to have Gladys Berejiklian or Gladdy B as I like to call her, back in parliament,” said the PM. ”Heck, I can hear the cheering all the way from Wagga about the news of Gladys’ return right now.”

”She’ll give Zali a run for her money, I wonder how she’ll go looking after a spreadsheet?”

When asked if he was seriously considering running a candidate who is currently being investigated by ICAC, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Let those who haven’t rorted a grants program to favour marginal electorates cast the first stone.”

”To the people of Warringah just know that in Gladys Berejiklian you have the best politician that money can buy.”

Mark Williamson


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1 reply

  1. ICAC NSW will still be able to continue their investigation into her corrupt dealings,even if she try’s to mix with the federal government corruption.


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