Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices.
”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t she sell her kidney? Asked a Spokesperson for the Energy Industry. ”After all, she’s lived a good life not much drinking she should fetch top dollar for that thing.”
”She may be able to even afford her next gas bill.”
When asked if they seriously believed that the solution to rising power prices was selling human organs the Spokesperson said: ”Well what else is to be done?”
”Invest in renewables, put a cap on price rises, release more gas into the system, that’s just crazy talk.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to cut the power to a few pensioners places. I love the smell of shivering Nannas in the morning, smells like capitalism.”
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