Cardinal Pell has spent his first day in hell complaining to the Devil about not being able to get coverage of Sky News Australia on the television in his suite.
”Most people on their first day in hell do have a few complaints,” said Beelzebub. ”Usually it’s about the heat or why am I here?”
”First time we’ve had a complaint about what’s on TV though.”
When asked what the Cardinal could expect from his time in eternal damnation, the Devil said: ”Well, we will put him through his paces, you know lake of fire, red hot pokers, the usual.”
”But, we won’t force anyone to sit and watch Sky News Australia. That would be cruel and unusual punishment.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, the Cardinal asked me to introduce him to a few lawyers. One thing hell definitely isn’t short of is lawyers.”
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