The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has opened up his press conference today with a greeting of good morning. This has resulted in the Opposition leader, Peter Dutton putting out a press release condemning the PM for failing to include good night or good afternoon in his greeting.
”What we are seeing here is typical Labor behaviour,” said the Dark Lord Peter Dutton. ”They only ever think of the present, unlike the Coalition who have a firm eye on the past.”
”Why, just go and talk to any of my backbench about how good a time the 1950’s were for social policy.”
When asked why he seemingly disagreed with everything the PM said or did, the Dark Lord said: ”I am the Opposition leader that’s what I do. Well at least until I can figure out how to launch a military coup.”
”Or Anthony Albanese excepts my challenge for a battle to the death for the Prime Ministership.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, all this talk of battles and coups has got me rather excited. I need to find a few puppies to strangle in order to calm down.”
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