Angus Asks Colleagues If He Can Borrow Their Hands To Help Him Work On His Numbers

The Opposition’s shadow treasurer (yep, really) Angus Taylor has been asking his colleagues if he can borrow their fingers and toes to help him work on his numbers in the event of a #LibSpill.

”Yeah, numbers aren’t really Angus’ thing so he’ll need all the help he can get,” said a Liberal Party Insider. ”Sussan on the other hand, she knows numbers, or at least numerology.”

”Which involves numbers, so yeah she’s probably the bookies favourite.”

When asked if they expected a challenge to Peter Dutton’s leadership any time soon, the Liberal Party Insider said: ”Well, tomorrow is Friday and not many of us work on a Friday, so probably not too soon.”

”If Angus can get his act together and figure out basic arithmetic then who knows maybe in the next week or the next News Poll result.”

”One thing’s for sure, Peter will not go down without a fight, here’s hoping for Angus and Sussan’s sake that he doesn’t know where their loved ones live.”

Mark Williamson


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