America’s new chief of health, Robert Kennedy Jr, has promised to review the Nation’s health policies and make leeching great again.

”America is a great country, but, we’ve gone off the rails a little,” said Junior. ”We’re vaccinating this and vaccinating that, all the while munching down on Cheetos.”

”Well, times up Tony the Tiger and Count Chocula, there’s a new Sheriff in town and he likes his milk like he likes his steak, raw.”

When asked whether he would be consulting with Dr’s and Scientists before he makes any wholesale changes, Robert Kennedy Jr said: ”I will consult with the finest minds on YouTube, there are some smart fellows on there you know.”

”As well, I will ensure that all people who offer advice must as a bare minimum have been a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to source enough tin foil to supply the Nation with hats. I’m onto you Major League Baseball.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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