International au pair smuggling rings have taken note of Border Force’s lax attitude with thousands of boatloads of illegal before and after school helpers poised to flood into the country from the north. “Australia is considered a soft touch by… Read More ›
Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›
Comedian Chris Lilley has broken character to reveal that Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm is in fact played by the comedian himself dressing up in bald face. “It started as a joke I thought you know I’d run for Senate… Read More ›
Plans for the upcoming One Nation national conference were thrown into disarray recently as the party struggled to find a telephone booth in regional Australia to hold the conference. “Telstra should be ashamed about the lack of telephone booths left… Read More ›
A coalition MP has opposed any raise in the Newstart Allowance saying that if she had to she was well and truly capable of living on a mere $40 an hour. “I’d have to make a few sacrifices such as… Read More ›
A disappointed Sydney man has vowed to try harder and put more effort into his training after being dropped to reserve grade by his life coach. “I’ve really tried to do more with my life other than sit around all… Read More ›
