Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has put out the call out to his photoshop team to get to work on adding Albo to his families Hawaiian pics, preferably putting the Opposition leader next to the PM’s… Read More ›
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ScoMo Demands To Know Where Albo Was In 1963 When JFK Was Shot
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has gone on the attack today condemning the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese for not declaring where he was in 1963 at the time American President JFK was killed. ”Albo likes to take shots at… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Wants To Know Why He’s Not In Cabinet
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t. ”George is a very passionate man… Read More ›
ScoMo To Promise All Australians $301 If They Vote For His Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›
ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
Gladys And ScoMo Promise That All Marginal Electorates Will Be Vaccinated By Election Time
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his deputy Gladys ‘Gold Standard’ Berejiklian have promised that all Liberal voters and marginal electorates will be vaccinated by the time that the next Federal election rolls around in May 2022. ”Rest assured… Read More ›
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