Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his deputy Gladys ‘Gold Standard’ Berejiklian have promised that all Liberal voters and marginal electorates will be vaccinated by the time that the next Federal election rolls around in May 2022. ”Rest assured… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›
Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›
Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was… Read More ›
