Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts To Swim The Murray Darling In An Effort To Prove The Drought Is A Myth
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›
“Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant” Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had… Read More ›
Government Minister Luke Howarth Asks History Teachers To Put A Positive Spin On World War 2
Assistant Housing Minister Luke Howarth has put out the call to the Nation’s history teachers to put a positive spin on events such as World War 2, Vietnam and the Stolen Generation. “It’s easy to fall into a trap when… Read More ›
ScoMo Raises Newstart Allowance To Include A Free Copy Of The Prosperity Gospel
Interim Prime Minister Scott “ScoMo” Morrison has told colleagues that he plans to increase the current Newstart allowance to include a free copy of the prosperity gospel to all recipients. “It would be easy for my Government to give more… Read More ›
Dutton Demands More Powers Or Else He’ll Piss All Over The Floor
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Cabinet give him the power to exclude people from the country or else he will piss all over the floors of parliament. “This is just… Read More ›
