Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Calls For The White Australia Policy To Be Applied To All Sportsmen
Former Wallabies Coach Alan ‘I’m on radio’ Jones has called upon the Australian Government to bring back the White Australia Policy when it comes to athletes representing the country. “We can’t have these type of people like the Ben Simmons’… Read More ›
Australia’s Hopes For Ashes In Ruins After Bunnings UK Shuts Down
A devastated Australian Cricket team has had to go back to the drawing board in their plans for winning this year’s Ashes contest after learning that Bunnings hardware had closed their European operations. “This is quite a set back for… Read More ›
Conservatives Demand Jumping To Conclusions Be Included In The Olympics
Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the next Olympics include the sport of jumping to conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field whose push has strong backing in… Read More ›
Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team
Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
MCG Ready To Honour Anzacs With 58 Seconds Of Silence And Cry Of “Carn The Pies”
A Collingwood fan is greatly honoured to have been chosen to perform the traditional cry of “carn the pies” at the 58 second mark of the minute’s silence during tomorrow’s Anzac Day match at the MCG. “This is a very… Read More ›
