The Queensland Government (for now) has announced that the 2032 Olympic opening ceremony will be held at the Indooroopily Macca’s outdoor playground. The news comes after the billion dollar plan to rebuild the Gabba has been scrapped. ”The 2032 Brisbane… Read More ›
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England Celebrate Their Cricket World Cup ‘Moral’ Victory
The English Cricket team have spent the weekend celebrating their cricket world cup ‘moral’ victory, with celebrations including a ticket tape parade where at least 3 people turned up. ”What a great tournament it was for English cricket,” said England’s… Read More ›
The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved. Have a go as a former Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you to cut up and use and we… Read More ›
Parents Of Non Athletic Kids Have Heaps Of Free Time On Weekends
Milperra parents Jason and Katrina Storch are rejoicing at all the spare time they have on weekends due to the lazy nature of their three dumpy kids Rebecca, Mitchell and Hilary. “All the other parents we know spend countless hours… Read More ›
NRL Referee Fined $10,000 For Post Match Spray Criticising Every Mistake Made By Players
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
The Key To The Wallabies Future Success Is Grooming, States Alan Jones
Prolific letter writer and former school boy Rugby Union coach, Alan Jones, has called upon the ARU to appoint him to a role that allows him to groom the future generation of Wallabies. ”That we’re not hoisting up the World… Read More ›