Rekindling, the British-born racehorse who won the 2017 Melbourne Cup, is reportedly being chased by several A-League clubs ahead of the start of Australia’s premier soccer competition. The clubs are said to be keen for a combination of eye-catching speed… Read More ›
The entire country of England was shocked overnight to learn that home is now located in France following the French team’s World Cup victory over Croatia. “Well they fooled me, I thought all along the whole country saying ‘it’s coming… Read More ›
Following the Socceroos exit from the Football World Cup rights holder Optus has issued a press release to all of Australia saying: “We tried to stop you watching, we knew this would end in tears. Are you happy now SBS?”… Read More ›
Unless you’re that knob in the office who still thinks saying “sportsball” is the epitome of cool you’re going to have to try and get a little bit excited about the soccer World Cup. (Yes I know, but saying “football,… Read More ›
The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›
A raid by Fair Work Inspectors over the weekend on the MCG has discovered 44 underpaid students playing AFL for the Carlton Football Club. “We did have our suspicions early in the season when they looked about as close to… Read More ›
