The Australian Open tennis tournament has announced that next year to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Margaret Court’s historic Grand Slam they will amend the scoring system used in matches by replacing love with hate. “We have to acknowledge Margaret’s… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today announced that he has appointed the Australian cricket team as ‘Special Envoys to the Bush Fires’ in a move that he hopes will help reinvigorate struggling towns dealing with bush fires and drought…. Read More ›
Former Rugby player turned self-appointed hell, fire and brimstone preacher Israel Folau has stubbed his toe and immediately repented to the Lord for once watching an episode of the TV show Queer Eye For A Straight Guy. “The Lord moves in… Read More ›
The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved, have a go as the Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you top cut up and use and we here… Read More ›
Following last night’s investigation by the ABC’s 7:30 Report into the horse racing industry the Greyhound racing association has come out strongly and warned them to lift their game. “It breaks your heart to see the images that we saw on The 7:30… Read More ›
