Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
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St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack
With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner… Read More ›
Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the… Read More ›
Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup
Australia’s 3,798 online gambling companies have today, ahead of the Melbourne Cup, reminded Australians to gamble irresponsibly. In a move to ensure they maximise expenditure from once-a-year punters, the companies are enforcing a direct and stern message. “The last thing… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
It’s the race that stops a Nation so why not get involved. Have a go as the Prime Minister would say by running an office sweep. Many papers provide sweeps for you to cut up and use and we here… Read More ›
NRL Fans Urged To Take A Knee In Protest Of State Of Origin Anthem Ban
NRL fans are being urged to protest the decision to remove the national anthem from the soon to be held State of Origin series by taking a knee as the game starts. ”It’s a bloody outrage that they are not… Read More ›