Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
Politics
Australia’s Coke Dealers Call For A Bail Out Package Following The Implementation Of The Election Advertising Blackout
Australia’s coke dealers have called on which ever party wins Saturday’s election to put together a bail out package for the struggling industry following the implementation of the election advertising blackout. “Mate last week everything was gravy, old mate Palmer… Read More ›
Australia’s Environment Minister Finally Found At The Bottom Of The Mariana Trench
Deep sea divers exploring the deepest part of the ocean, the Mariana trench have come across an unexpected item, Australia’s Environment Minister Melissa Price. “We were on the lookout for unusual creatures or objects but we didn’t expect to see… Read More ›
Cock And Balls Given Own Box On Ballot Sheet
The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls…. Read More ›
Christensen Pissed That Palmer Can Go To Fiji But He Can’t Visit Manila Till After The Election
The National parties member for Manila George Christensen has complained bitterly to his party leader Michael McCormack that it’s not fair that Clive Palmer is allowed to travel to Fiji yet he is unable to visit the Philippines until after… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Plans To Spend The Week Polling Swinging Voters
Future deputy Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he plans to spend the final week of the election campaign polling swinging voters in an effort to get the Coalition over the line. “I am a proven campaigner and… Read More ›
