Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce is pushing for the immediate release of a deadly herpes virus into parliament despite scientific warnings against it. “Look Parliament house is plagued and the only way you get rid of a plague… Read More ›
Politics
Morrison Appoints Abbott As Special Envoy To Bunnings To Sort Out The Onion Mess
Prime Minister (as at the time of writing this article) Scott Morrison has taken time out of the ASEAN conference to deal with the domestic crisis of onions in Bunnings sausages by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Special… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Offers To Mentor Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham
Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has reached out to beleaguered NSW Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham offering to take him under his wing in a kind of mentor type role. “Too often in parliament we are not there for… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Tells Islamic Leaders To Take The Blame For Him Not Being Prime Minister
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has launched a blistering attack on Australia’s Islamic leaders claiming they are to blame for his failed attempt to take the Prime Ministership earlier this year. “It’s time the Islamic community rallied behind the… Read More ›
‘This Is Just Who I Am,’ Says Man Who Apparently Always Has A Huge Bus Drive Around With His Mug On It
“Campaigning? Mate, this is just who I am,” says Prime Minister Scott Morrison, confirming that he actually always has a bus with a giant pic of his mug and campaign slogans drive around the state of Queensland while he flies… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Tells Luke Foley To Take A Long Hard Look At Himself
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has lashed out at former NSW Opposition leader Luke Foley over the alleged allegations made against him and told him to take the time to have a long, hard, look at himself. “Mr Foley… Read More ›
