The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›
Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›
Australian Senator (sic) Fraser Anning has called on the Federal Government to take action on the increasing number of eggings that are occurring to him and enact a national egg buyback scheme. “Look it’s just not safe anymore for a… Read More ›
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told friends of how he asked his wife Margie to bake him a cake big enough to conceal a hacksaw so that he could surprise his dear friend and confidant George Pell with… Read More ›
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
