Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
Media
Pete Evans Shocked To Learn He Was To Star In I’m A Celebrity Not I’m A Nazi Get Me Out OF Here
Channel 10 and celebrity conspiracy theory peddler Pete Evans have mutually agreed to back out of their arrangement to work together after confusion arose over what the project entailed. The network believed they had hired Evans to star in the… Read More ›
Christian Porter Tipped To Be Named The Next Bachelor
Australia’s Attorney General (for now) Christian Porter is currently in talks with network 10 to star as the Bachelor in the next season of the top rating show. ”We are always on the look out for fresh meat so to… Read More ›
Sky News Invites Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Celebrate The American Election
Niche news network Sky News Australia has invited it’s viewers, all 6 of them to join in on a special event to celebrate Donald Trump’s performance at the US Elections. ”Yesterday was a great day for right wing news networks,… Read More ›
Sky News Presenters Keen For An In Person Circle Jerk Following A Lifting Of Restrictions In Victoria
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Annoys Colleagues By Over Doing His Borat Impersonation
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›
