Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Calls On Their Fans All 6 Of Them To Boycott YouTube
Niche news service Sky News Australia has reacted angrily to being suspended by YouTube for a week over their continual positing of fake news, calling upon their viewers, all 6 of them to boycott the streaming giant. ”How dare YouTube… Read More ›
Rural Australia Facing An Infestation Of Credlins, Murrays And Bolts
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
Sky News Celebrates Alan Jones’ Record Ratings Number Of 8 Actual Viewers
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has touted the recent ratings success of broadcaster Alan Jones after the recently turned octogenarian cracked the elusive 8 actual viewers number. ”What a great result Alan has delivered to us, 8 whole viewers,”… Read More ›
Column: Gina Rinehart’s Jokes And Joys
To celebrate the launch of her brand new joke book, ”Jokes And Joy”, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and asked her to write a few jokes. What an honour it is for the (un)Australian… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Colleagues To Not Worry About Facebook As Jen Told Him That The Girls Prefer Snapchat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
