Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›
NSW Police Pledge To Strip Search Every 12 Year Old In The State In An Effort To Stamp Out Corona
The NSW Police force have pledged to make amends for their quarantine bungle over the weekend in which 2 German tourists were allowed to on travel to Melbourne, by strip searching every 12 year old child in the State, in… Read More ›
Andrews Bolt Declares I’m a CoUNT……ry Boy At Heart As He Leaves Melbourne
Sky News presenter and blogger Andrew Bolt has bid farewll to the city of Melbourne by declaring that he is really a CoUNTry boy at heart and announced a move out of the city and into the country. “Alas, Melbourne… Read More ›
Streaming Giant STAN To Produce Wacky New Comedy ‘Young Hitler’
Australian streaming service STAN has announced that they will start producing a wacky new comedy, Young Hitler to be filmed in Geelong and directed by award winning Snow Town director Justin Kurzel. “For too long people have looked at Hitler… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing: 10 Iconic Buildings That I Want To Pose Next To
As I sit here in isolation at the Lodge with only my 16 personal photographers and 40 strong team of media advisors to keep me company, I have a lot of time to ponder what I want to achieve as… Read More ›
