Australia’s Press pack has today moved to condemn Labor leader Anthony Albanese after he was unable to tell them the whereabouts of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government’s alleged Education Minister Alan Tudge. ”This is an appalling gaffe from Albo and will probably… Read More ›
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News Corp Journo’s Ordered To Help Flyer For Frydenberg In Kooyong
The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›
Sky News Hopes Debate Will Double Their Audience From 6 To 12 Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
Press Pack Turns On Albo After He Serves Only Domestic Wine At Media Mixer
The Canberra press pack has turned on Opposition leader Anthony Albanese after they were served only domestic wines at the Labor pre-election party mixer. ”This will definitely cost Labor the election,” said a member of the press pack, off the… Read More ›
Cruel Blow To Lismore With News Paul Murray Will Broadcast Live From The Town
The flood-ravaged town of Lismore has been dealt a heavy blow today, with news that Sky News’ leading idiot Paul Murray will broadcast live from the town. ”Ah, jeez, haven’t we suffered enough what with the floods, clean up and… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Abbott For Pell’s Lawyer’s Number For His Mate Brian
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston. ”It was a bit of a… Read More ›