The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
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Sydney Wakes Up For The First Time In 35 Years Without A Shrill Noise Droning Through The Air
Sydney siders have woken up this morning for the first time in 35 years to relative silence, no longer having to endure a shrill rant like noise droning through the city. ”Mate, how good is it to be up and… Read More ›
Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement
Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
Alan Jones Asks The Nation’s Ladies To Put Out Their Tea Towels In Honour Of His Retirement
Retiring shock jock Alan Jones has called upon Australia’s women to take a moment out of their usual day of housework to put out their tea towels in honour of his retirement. “I think you will find that no one… Read More ›
Bolt Demands All Australian Children Sit On Pell’s Lap And Apologise
Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
Introvert Struggling To Find Excuses To Avoid Yet Another Video Call
A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›
