The amount of statistics in Australia has grown by nearly a sixth in the last five years according to the figures from the 2016 Census released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics. “Although there has been a slight decline… Read More ›
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Australia To Be Powered By Burning Copies Of Finkel Review
The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
Queensland Accidentally Gives Indian Mynahs $300M After Clerical Error
A small spelling mistake on a contract has led the Queensland government to award more than $300 million to its population of Indian Mynah birds rather than to Indian miner Adani. “I turn off Spellcheck whenever I use my computer… Read More ›
It’s Almost Singlet Weather Says Hard Nut Who Walked Around All Summer Without A Shirt
The arrival of the first chilly morning of the year has prompted that hard bastard who hasn’t worn a shirt since September to consider opening up his wardrobe and dusting off a singlet or two. “It’s time to put away… Read More ›
Scientists Confirm Link Between People Named Phil And Owning a Toyota Dealership
Australian scientists have confirmed a long-held belief that there is a positive correlation between people named Phil and owning a Toyota dealership. The findings were released in this month’s edition of Wheels magazine. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Phil Hubcap of Lithgow’s Phil Hubcap… Read More ›
Fossilised Ugg Boot Discovered Next To Biggest Dinosaur Footprint
Scientists have unearthed the fossilised remains of the largest ugg boot ever worn just meters away from the world’s biggest set of dinosaur footprints. “The discovery of a perfectly preserved uggie confirms that the tracks belonged to a species of… Read More ›
