An angry mob has torn apart a cute white Labrador puppy after the animal attempted make off with a length of Kleenex toilet paper. “He may be adorable and fluffy but these are desperate times and every sheet is precious,”… Read More ›
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World Health Organization To Sell Off Naming Rights To The Virus Formally Known As Carona
The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced today that they will be selling off the naming rights to the virus formerly known as ‘Carona.’ The move comes after initial sponsor, the beer company Carona chose not to renew their contract…. Read More ›
Thousands Infected Over The Australia Day Weekend With Deadly VB Virus
The Department of Health and the Australian National Centre for Disease Control have confirmed that thousands of Australians have been struck down with the Victoria Bitter virus. The outbreak occurred over the Australia Day long weekend, with many sufferers forced… Read More ›
‘Experience The Future Now’: Desperate Tourism Australia Tries New Slogan
Since Tourism Australia had to pull its ad claiming this place is heaps better than the UK, seeing as “everything’s on fire” is something the UK has so far only managed metaphorically, our tourism chiefs have been scratching their heads… Read More ›
Good News As Millions Of Spiders And Other Dickhead Animals Die In Bushfires
A positive has emerged from Australia’s summer of bushfires as scientists report that countless spiders, ticks, ants and other dickhead animals have perished in the flames. “Those little eight legged bastards can scuttle as fast as they want but they… Read More ›
Hanson Doesn’t Rule Out The Earth Being Flat And Exacerbating The Bushfires
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has refused to rule out the World being flat and the effect of which exacerbating the current bushfires burning in Australia. “We can’t say for sure that the earth is round,” said Senator Hanson…. Read More ›
