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Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
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World’s Men Celebrate “International Let’s Make This All About Us Day”
Men from all four corners of the globe have awoken today excited by the prospect of celebrating another International Let’s Make This All About Us Day. “This is our one day of the year where all the good men are… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Charged With “Contempt Of Readership”
Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›
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Australian Tax Payers Happy To Pick Up Cost Of Mathias Cormann’s Three Year Holiday In Long Bay Jail
The Australian public has indicated that it would be happy to foot the bill to enable Mathias Cormann to take a relaxing vacation in any of the nation’s luxury prison resorts. The Finance Minister and author of The Lonely Planet… Read More ›
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Tim Wilson Denies Relative Influenced Inquiry Into Castaways
Liberal MP Tim Wilson has been accused of unethical behaviour after seeking a testimony from high profile volleyball and distant relative Wilson into an inquiry on castaways. “I’ve hardly had any contact with Wilson over the years other than lightly… Read More ›
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Barmy Army Introduce Conscription After West Indies Defeat
The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
