Early betting odds have been released on next year’s Australian of the Year with Christian Porter’s Blind Trust installed as favourite, slightly ahead of Gina Rinehart and the Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen. ”We need the next Australian of… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t. ”George is a very passionate man… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his deputy Barnaby Joyce that the Ministerial bonk band ends when the country hits net zero carbon emissions. “ScoMo sure did pull a swifty on Barnaby,” said a Government Insider. ”For the… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is the best that money can buy. With 3 out of 4 blind trusts agreeing with the PM’s statement. ”When the people see my Government they know that this… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust. ”What can I say, my Government is the best that money can buy,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, if you… Read More ›
Australia’s acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told his colleague Scott Morrison not to drink any water on the flight to Glasgow, as the Nationals own the rights to it. The water rights on planes were gifted to the Nationals… Read More ›
