A man who posted thousands of YouTube videos of himself doing acrobatic parkour stunts at major world landmarks back in 2010 was seen painfully trying to get his walking frame past a slight rise in the footpath yesterday. “HURTS… EVERYTHING… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has called upon journalists who dare to question either him or his minions over at Australian Border Force to be sent to re-education camps so that they can understand how things now… Read More ›
One Nations’ leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon the Morrison Government to make funding available to those sovereign citizens who wish to build a backyard bunker as part of their doomsday preparations. ”For too long my fellow… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
A conspiracy theorist’s nipples have given away his excitement as a conversation he was part of began to transition to a discussion around 5G. Trent McGaw, 37, tried to hide his enthusiasm and pull his jacket over his ever expanding… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a message to Victorians who are currently enduring the countries most stringent lock down measures, to stay inside, stay safe and live vicariously through their Prime Minister. “We are all Victorians,” said… Read More ›
