The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’ “I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›
With reports of Prime Minister Scott Morrison being ‘missing in inaction’ National’s member George Christensen has volunteered to lead the search party and will do so starting in Manila. “When my country needs me I am there,” said the Member… Read More ›
Melbourne’s iconic laneways will be widened to a minimum width of 50 metres in an effort to make them covid-19 friendly spaces. “In time people will come to know Melbourne as a city of broad boulevards full of totally not… Read More ›
The Nine network has today announced the launch of a new reality TV show, ‘Master-Racist’ where racists from around the country will compete for the opportunity to replace previous champion, Pauline Hanson as guest racist on the networks Today Show…. Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW that if the state’s gambling revenue doesn’t rise, she will be forced to enact another lock down, which would involve residents being forced to stay in their local RSL. “As Premier,… Read More ›
