Canberra’s Parliamentary groundskeeper has reportedly found a deceased Unicorn on the roof of Parliament house with those inside fearful that it indicates a return of the Dark Lord to Canberra. “These are dire times if he who must not be… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has once again refused to pull out. Of speaking at an anti-abortion rally in Sydney over the weekend. “People want, no they need to hear my opinion on abortion,”… Read More ›
Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›
Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›
The government is to introduce mandatory Bushells Tea testing for old age pensioners in an attempt to reduce wear and tear on the public toilet system and to encourage them to spend less time showing off photographs of their grandchildren…. Read More ›
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
