The government has appointed noted orator Ian “Molly” Meldrum to administer a tough new English language test that will require new citizens to decipher the words of a James Reyne song. “The um people wanting to er um making it… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›
Less than an a week since an apartment tower in Grenfell in London was incinerated in a preventable inferno, the Nobel Prize Committee has announced that the fire will be one of the finalists for the Nobel Prize in Economics… Read More ›
Opinion writers for News Corp have asked for their privacy to be respected as they come to terms with why the terror attack on a London mosque is different. “In a few days time we’ll come thundering back with why… Read More ›
The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
“And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›
