Port Adelaide President David Koch has refused to rule out replacing Port Adelaide Coach Ken Hinkley with the cash cow, now that he has more time to focus on his team following his standing down as Sunrise host. “I’m not… Read More ›
Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›
Former PM (yep, he was) Scott Morrison, has put out the feelers to the Richmond football club to see if they have any interest in having him replace Damian Hardwick as Coach. ”I do love my Sharkies, up, up Cronulla… Read More ›
A shire pub trivia player has admitted to secretly changing the answer to a question before handing over her team’s answer sheet for marking at the end of the round. “Carol has brought this new guy along who insists that… Read More ›
Unemployable former PM, Scotty from marketing, has suffered another setback after being turned down for a job with Engadine Maccas. This comes hot on the heels of bad guy consulting company PWC also turning Scotty down for a job, saying… Read More ›
Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has tasked the Coalition’s most accomplished spread sheeter, Shooter McKenzie, to draft one up listing the best Labor held seats that they can place a nuclear reactor in should they win the next… Read More ›
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