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ScoMo Thanks Macron For The Text But Asks What’s The Photo Of?
Former Australian Minister for innovation/health/treasury/energy and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has thanked French President Emmanuel Macron for the text he sent him during this morning’s Australia V France World Cup game. ”Was great to hear from Emmanuel, nice little… Read More ›
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NSW And SA Combine To Build A Bolt Proof Fence
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›
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Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
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Qatar Announces Free Stone Day To Coincide With World Cup Pride Round
World Cup host Nation Qatar has announced that they plan to celebrate the competition’s pride round by handing out complimentary stone’s to all supporters. ”Qatar is a very giving Nation,” said a Qatari Spokesperson. ”If people want to celebrate pride… Read More ›
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Dutton Reminds Those Considering A #LibSpill That He Knows Where They Live
Australian Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has reminded his colleagues whom might be considering a #LibSpill that he knows where they live and is willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto power. ”Let’s be honest, Peter’s… Read More ›
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Credlin Demands People Voting For Dan Andrews To Be Shot
Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader
01/12/2022
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ScoMo Asks Jen To Call Dutts And Tell Him He’s Too Sick To Be Censured
30/11/2022
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Dutton Reminds Those Considering A #LibSpill That He Knows Where They Live
16/11/2022
Sport ›
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ScoMo Thanks Macron For The Text But Asks What’s The Photo Of?
23/11/2022
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Qatar Announces Free Stone Day To Coincide With World Cup Pride Round
18/11/2022
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Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup
01/11/2022
World ›
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Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
02/12/2022
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Cardinal Pell Calls On The World To Embrace Prince Andrew
12/09/2022
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Barnaby Calls On Finland’s Prime Minister To Be More Professional
23/08/2022
Arts ›
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Sculptures By The Sea To Be Replaced With A ‘Pop-Up’ Casino On Bondi Beach
27/10/2022
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
News ›
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World Leaders Stunned To Learn That ScoMo Has Appointed Himself As Their New Warm Up Act
18/10/2022
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Once Proud Stubby Holder Reduced To Desk Duties
07/10/2022
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Dutton Calls On Chinese Checkers To Be Renamed Freedom Checkers
11/08/2022
Opinion ›
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Abbott Calls On Australia To Move Away From The Metric System
08/11/2022
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How To Vote The Un-Australian Way
19/05/2022
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The UnOz’s 2021 Person Of The Year!
24/12/2021
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