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Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
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Christensen Assures Assange That He’ll Walk The Streets Of Manila Until Julian’s Out Of Jail
National party member (for now) George ‘the thriller from Manila’ Christensen has flown to London to assure jailed Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that he’ll do everything in his power even if it means trawling the streets of Manila to ensure… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Re-brands As A Ford Man
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced today that after extensive focus groups and polling that he would like to be re-branded as a Ford man. “The Prime Minister knows that it’s important that he reflects the views of the… Read More ›
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Australia’s Bogans Declare A National Day Of Burnouts In Honour Of Holden
Australia’s bogans have declared a national day of burnouts to be held on Friday February 21st in honour of Holden. Following the news this morning that the brand will be discontinued in Australia. “Mate it’s a real kick in the… Read More ›
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Scotty Tells Josh To Put Together A Budget Surplus Funding Concert
Scotty from marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has called his Treasurer Josh Frydenburg and told him to put together a concert to raise funds towards funding the budget. “I flicked on the TV last night and saw my favourite singer… Read More ›
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Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For An End To Animal Vasectomies
27/02/2020
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Dutton Plans To Jail All Lefties In An Attempt To Control The Right Wing Crazies
26/02/2020
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Joyce Ramps Up His Protest Against The Bonk Ban By Interrupting Other Politicians Press Conferences
25/02/2020
Sport ›
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Australia To Hold Plebiscite To Determine If Kyrgios Is Still A Tool
28/01/2020
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Prime Minister ScoMo Tells Fire Fighters Relief’s At Hand As The First Test Starts Tomorrow
11/12/2019
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Aus Open To Change Scoring System To Appease Margaret Court Replacing Love With Hate
02/12/2019
World ›
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Awkward Moment As Clinton And Prince Andrew Hit Squads Arrive At Same Time To Kill Jeffrey Epstein
21/11/2019
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2019
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Trump To Star In The New Roald Dahl Movie James And The Giant Impeachment
25/09/2019
Arts ›
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Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature
31/01/2019
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Chris Lilley’s ‘Honey Badger’ Bachelor Wins Ratings Slot Again
20/08/2018
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National Gallery Replaces Blue Poles With Square Of RSL Club Carpet
23/04/2018
News ›
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Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
14/02/2020
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Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie
22/01/2020
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Scomo To Burn All The Coal To Stop It Adding To Global Warming
07/01/2020
Opinion ›
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Column: The Left Is Never Right by Alan Moans
22/02/2020
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The (un)Australian’s 2019 Person Of The Year
24/12/2019
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Column: Gina Rinehart’s Guide To Being A Cook
25/06/2019
