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• NSW Declares A State Of Emergency As Rural Gambling Revenue Falls

  By theunozblog on 13/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has declared a state of emergency after figures came in showing that revenue from gambling in bush fire affected areas was down. “We won’t panic yet but we do need to make sure that people can… Read More ›

• Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s

  By theunozblog on 12/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to his constituents (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›

• Thoughts And Prayers Allocated To Drought Relief To Be Sent To Bush Fire Victims

  By theunozblog on 11/11/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Morrison Government has moved quickly to reassure the victims of the horrific bush fires currently raging through Queensland and New South Wales that they will be fully resourced with thoughts and prayers. With the decision made to reallocate thoughts… Read More ›

• ALP Strategists Direct Albo To Be More Like ScoMo And ‘Visit’ Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 08/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  One of the key recommendations to come out of the Australian Labor Parties review in to their election loss was for their current leader Anthony Albanese to be more like Prime Minister ScoMo and maybe take a ‘visit’ to Engadine… Read More ›

• Coal Industry To Be Included In The Religious Freedom Act

  By theunozblog on 07/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that his Government’s planned Religious freedom act will include the coal industry as a religion thus preventing it from being boycotted or abused by those who identify as anti-coal. “My Government will always… Read More ›

• Bob From Accounts Loves His New Nickname ‘Ok Boomer’

  By theunozblog on 06/11/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Reports have filtered in that Bob from accounts is loving his new nickname ‘Ok Boomer’ that was bestowed upon him by the companies 20 something social media coordinator Jackson. “Gotta say I am absolutely stoked with my new nickname of… Read More ›

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