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Dutton And ScoMo Demand The Media Learn The Difference Between Boats And Ships
Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton have called on the media to learn the difference between a ship and a boat after a ship docked in Fremantle with Covid infected crew. ”The media… Read More ›
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ScoMo Gets A Laugh In The Party Room By Asking Cormann To Do Some Basic Maths
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lifted spirits in the Coalition party room by pulling out his favourite party trick of asking the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann to do some basic maths. ”Scotty really knows how to keep spirits high,” said… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Promises Every School In Australia A Statue Of Captain Cook
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has promised to use the leftover $60 billion dollars from the Job Keeper program to invest in schools, with plans to build a statue of Captain Cook in every school in Australia. “How good is… Read More ›
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Trump Foils Plot To Assassinate Him With Malaria Bearing Mosquitoes
Donald Trump has foiled a Chinese Secret Service plan to assassinate him with a squadron of highly trained malaria bearing mosquitoes by craftily swallowing an entire bottle of hydroxy-chloroquine. “Curses, we spent months training a crack team of anopheles mosquitoes… Read More ›
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Hanson Hires Dennis Denuto To Take The QLD Government To The High Court
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle to take the Queensland Government to court over their decisions to close the borders. “How dare the… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Says Cook A Curry Not A Stir Fry For Your Country
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has called on Australians to get together and cook a curry (not a stir fry) for the country, in a move deemed by foreign affairs pundits as a slight on China. “Times are tough… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Gladys Orders All NSW Residents To Donate A Weeks Pay To Their Local Pokies Den
02/06/2020
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Dutton Jealous That Trump Gets To Call In The National Guard On Protestors
01/06/2020
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Dutton And ScoMo Demand The Media Learn The Difference Between Boats And Ships
26/05/2020
Sport ›
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Peter V’landys Orders The PM To Force School Kids To Attend All NRL Games
28/05/2020
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“Anti-Dickhead Vaccine Still At Least 12 Months Away” Say Desperate NRL Scientists
20/05/2020
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NRL To Sell Small Team Colour Coffins For Unvaccinated Kiddies
15/05/2020
World ›
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Government Torn Between Two Loves -Twiggy And Anti-Asian Sentiment
30/04/2020
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Queen Pissed After MI5 Infect The Wrong Son With Covid-19
26/03/2020
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Awkward Moment As Clinton And Prince Andrew Hit Squads Arrive At Same Time To Kill Jeffrey Epstein
21/11/2019
Arts ›
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Musician In Critical Condition After Playing Recorder To Entertain Neighbours
16/04/2020
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Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature
31/01/2019
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Chris Lilley’s ‘Honey Badger’ Bachelor Wins Ratings Slot Again
20/08/2018
News ›
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Bolt Incensed That The ABC Somehow Hacked Into The Herald Sun’s Front Page
14/04/2020
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Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
14/02/2020
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Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie
22/01/2020
Opinion ›
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Column: Scotty From Marketing’s Guide To Cooking Up A Leek
21/04/2020
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Column: Scotty From Marketing’s Guide To Cooking A Curry
11/03/2020
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Column: The Left Is Never Right by Alan Moans
22/02/2020
