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ScoMo Sends Little Danny Tehan Down To The Shops For Some Milk And Vaccines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type. ”I have full faith… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Christina Holgate That The Apology Is ”In The Mail”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›
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Penis Drawn On Shire Man’s House Definitely A Banksy
A shire householder is 100% certain that a penis and balls spray painted on the front wall of his house is the work of ironic guerrilla graffiti artist Banksy. “While the satirical point that he is trying to make is… Read More ›
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very important person, I know the… Read More ›
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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the… Read More ›
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Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark the… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Colleagues Chip In To Buy Christensen A Gold Ping Pong Ball For His Retirement
23/04/2021
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Milkshakes, Tacos And Where The Bloody Hell Are You? Colleagues Begin To Doubt That Scotty Is From Marketing
21/04/2021
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Barnaby Ecstatic To Learn That Parliament House Now Has Taco Tuesday With Free Milkshakes
20/04/2021
Sport ›
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PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
22/02/2021
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St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack
02/02/2021
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Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
16/11/2020
World ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
10/11/2020
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Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
04/11/2020
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2020
Arts ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
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Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
11/08/2020
News ›
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Penis Drawn On Shire Man’s House Definitely A Banksy
13/04/2021
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Porter Tells The Nation’s Scientists To Hurry Up And Invent A Time Machine Or That Gun From Men In Black
31/03/2021
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ScoMo Tells Australia’s Women That There’s No Need For A Consent App When You Have A Marriage Certificate
19/03/2021
Opinion ›
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
12/04/2021
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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
09/04/2021
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Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
09/04/2021
