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Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Launches Only Fans Account
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
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World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions
Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
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The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2020 has definitely been a year to remember, or forget if you have… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Joyce Tells ScoMo Lose The Bonk Ban And I’ll Take Care Of McCormack And Christensen
14/01/2021
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Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
12/01/2021
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Christensen Tells ScoMo Make Me The Ambassador To The Philippines And I’ll Drop The Trump Posts
11/01/2021
Sport ›
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Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
16/11/2020
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Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup
03/11/2020
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The (un)Australian’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
03/11/2020
World ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
10/11/2020
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Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
04/11/2020
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2020
Arts ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
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Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
11/08/2020
News ›
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Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him
27/11/2020
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Exclusive Extract: George Pell’s Prison Journal
25/11/2020
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George Christensen Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Foreign Affairs
13/11/2020
Opinion ›
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World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions
31/12/2020
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The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!
23/12/2020
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Column: Pete Evans’ Guide To Cooking Up A Conspiracy Theory
21/08/2020