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PM Tells Aspiring Blind Trusts That $1 Million Only Buys You A Back Bencher
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister will have to pay more than a million dollars. The announcement comes following the resignation of… Read More ›
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Christian Porter Is The Best Minister That Money Can Buy Declares PM
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has come out strongly in defence of the Minister for Industry and Innovation Christian Porter, declaring that Mr Porter is the best Minister that money can buy in his cabinet. ”I’ve got a lot… Read More ›
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PM Declares New Submarines Will Be Paid For By A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›
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Porter Claims That His Legal Defence ”Fell Off The Back Of A Truck”
Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
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ScoMo Thanks His Creepy Mate For Offering The Girls A Horsey Ride
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson for his generous offer of a horsey ride for each of the PM’s girls next time they are in Canberra. ”George is a very generous… Read More ›
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Pete Evans Conflicted Over Appearing On The Masked Singer
Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Nationals List Demands Of PM In Exchange For Considering Net-Zero Carbon
27/09/2021
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ScoMo Plans To Cook Coq Au Vin To Appease France
24/09/2021
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PM Sends Message Of Support To All Residents of Albury Affected By The Earthquake
23/09/2021
Sport ›
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Conservatives Demand Jumping To Conclusions Be Included In The Olympics
22/07/2021
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Cricket Australia Demands That The Government Covers Cricketers IPL Losses
18/05/2021
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PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
22/02/2021
World ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
10/11/2020
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Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
04/11/2020
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2020
Arts ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
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Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
11/08/2020
News ›
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ScoMo To Promise All Australians $301 If They Vote For His Government
09/08/2021
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ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
04/08/2021
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Gladys And ScoMo Promise That All Marginal Electorates Will Be Vaccinated By Election Time
03/08/2021
Opinion ›
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ScoMo’s 12 Step Plan To Save Australia
05/07/2021
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
12/04/2021
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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
09/04/2021
