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• Barnaby Calls For Vic Premier To Allow Exemptions To Lock Down For Those Wishing To Bonk

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›

• Conspiracy Theorist’s Nipples Harden As Group Discussion Moves To 5G

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A conspiracy theorist’s nipples have given away his excitement as a conversation he was part of began to transition to a discussion around 5G. Trent McGaw, 37, tried to hide his enthusiasm and pull his jacket over his ever expanding… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tells Vic’s To Live Vicariously Through Him For The Next Few Weeks

  By theunozblog on 03/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a message to Victorians who are currently enduring the countries most stringent lock down measures, to stay inside, stay safe and live vicariously through their Prime Minister. “We are all Victorians,” said… Read More ›

• Pete Evans Conflicted Over Appearing On The Masked Singer

  By theunozblog on 31/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Unemployed Celebrity Chef and aspiring immunologist Pete Evans is said to be conflicted over the concept of the Channel 10 show The Masked Singer, telling friends that he was unsure whether he would accept an offer to appear on the… Read More ›

• Josh Frydenburg Caught Trying To Commune With Thatcher

  By theunozblog on 30/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Treasurer Josh Frydenberg was spotted sneaking into his home study last night, carrying what looked suspiciously like a Ouija board under his arm before locking the door, a source close to the Morrison government’s “numbers man” told The (un)Australian. The… Read More ›

• Hanson Reminds The Nation’s Karens That She’s The Queen Karen

  By theunozblog on 29/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading attention seeker Pauline Hanson has called out the nation’s Karens to remind them that Karen is in fact her middle name, and to stand back and pay reverence to her as the Australia’s Queen Karen. “It’s all… Read More ›

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