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ScoMo Sets Up A Card Table Outside Engadine Maccas To Flog A Few Books
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been spotted setting up a card table outside his favourite date night venue, Engadine Maccas, in an effort to sell more copies of his recently released book. ”They say the early bird… Read More ›
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ScoMo Banned From Dymocks Burwood For Hassling Customers To Buy His New Book
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been asked to leave Dymocks Burwood after repeatedly hassling customers and trying to foist his new book on them. ”It was really embarrassing, he was standing at the door trying to lay… Read More ›
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Arrival Of Winter Catches Australia By Surprise For 227th Year In A Row
The annual coming of the cold season known as “winter” has once again caught Australia’s population completely off guard, causing mass confusion over whether to rug up or dress in layers. “But we’re sun loving Aussies who revel in a… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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BREAKING: Leaked Copy Of Peter Dutton’s Budget Reply Speech
16/05/2024
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Angus Assures Australia That He’ll Make A Great Treasurer As He Has All His Fingers And Toes To Count With
14/05/2024
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Disappearing Dutton Reminds Journalists That He Doesn’t Work Weekends
13/05/2024
Sport ›
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Indooroopilly Macca’s Playground To Host Olympic Opening Ceremony
19/03/2024
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England Celebrate Their Cricket World Cup ‘Moral’ Victory
20/11/2023
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
07/11/2023
World ›
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Abbott Demands Albo Knight King Charles Immediately
07/02/2024
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Tampax To release Commemorative King Charles Coronation Pack
05/05/2023
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Youth Asked To Say I Consent During The Coronation In Honour Of Prince Andrew
01/05/2023
Arts ›
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Fury After Comedian Kicks Out A Couple Trying To Conceive During MICF Show
23/04/2024
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
14/03/2024
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NSW Police Look Forward To Spending The Weekend Strip Searching Swifties
23/02/2024
State ›
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”What Do You Mean School Holidays Is Still 2 Week’s Off!” Scream Nation’s Teachers
03/04/2024
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Mulch Dropped On NSW State Forests To Prevent Bushfires
19/02/2024
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Melbourne Voted Most Wankable City
23/06/2023
News ›
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Dutton Likens Media Misunderstanding His Port Arthur Comparison With The Death Of JFK
17/04/2024
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Barnaby: ”Happy International Women’s Day, I’m Rooting For Ya!”
08/03/2024
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Weary Nation Wonders Which Culture War Dutton Is Fighting This Week
30/01/2024
Opinion ›
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Exclusive Book Excerpt: Mike Pence’s Forward For ScoMo’s New Book
16/01/2024
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The UnOz’s 2023 Person Of The Year
21/12/2023
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
28/08/2023