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• Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer

  By theunozblog on 06/01/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›

• Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks

  By theunozblog on 05/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Launches Only Fans Account

  By theunozblog on 01/01/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›

• World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions

  By theunozblog on 31/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich

  By theunozblog on 30/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›

• The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!

  By theunozblog on 23/12/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2020 has definitely been a year to remember, or forget if you have… Read More ›

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