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• Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Tells Schools To Consider Privatising Their Election Day Sausage Sizzles And Cake Stalls

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›

• Sky News To Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Eggings

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›

• Dutton Condemns NZ Shooter For Damaging The Governments Upcoming Scare Campaign

  By theunozblog on 18/03/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›

• Senator Fraser Anning Calls For A National Egg Buy Back Scheme

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Senator (sic) Fraser Anning has called on the Federal Government to take action on the increasing number of eggings that are occurring to him and enact a national egg buyback scheme. “Look it’s just not safe anymore for a… Read More ›

• Despite Light Rain, Idiot Sydney Man Rocks Up To Train Station On Time This Morning

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›

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