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• Gladys Liu Denies Being Tank Driver At Tienanmen Square

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Liberal Party MP Gladys Liu says she “cannot recall” whether or not she was the driver of the tank that was poised to roll over the top of a lone protester in the famous photograph of the Tienanmen Square massacre…. Read More ›

• ScoMo Promises That Cashless Welfare Card Will Be Accepted At Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 10/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has sought to reassure welfare recipients that the new cashless welfare card will be accepted at Engadine Maccas. “As a compassionate conservative I do practice tough love but not so tough as to deprive someone the relief… Read More ›

• Berejiklian To Fight ScoMo Over Cashless Welfare Cards Not Being Able To Be Used In Casinos

  By theunozblog on 09/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has come out strongly against Prime Minister ScoMo’s plans to issue welfare recipients with cashless welfare cards. With the Premier livid that the cards will exclude people on welfare from being able to… Read More ›

• An Idiot Abroad Starring Miranda Devine

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Noted Australian columnist Miranda Devine has excitedly told colleagues of how she will be whisked away to New York to star in a re-boot of the television show, An Idiot Abroad. “News corp for sometime has been looking at new ways… Read More ›

• “My Husband May Be A C*nt But He’s Not A Monster,” Says Kirilly Dutton

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2019 • ( 4 )

  

  The wife of the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has come out strongly in his defence claiming that whilst ‘he may be a real c*nt he is definitely not a monster.’ “I’m sick and tired of people coming… Read More ›

• “I Won’t Be Making That Mistake Again” Vows Dutton As Australia Is Swamped By Boatloads Of Au Pairs

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton has vowed to never again show any signs of humanity after his last slip up led to Australia being overrun by boatloads of empowered au pairs. “Our streets are infested with dreadlock haired German hippie girls taking babies… Read More ›

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