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• Scotty from Marketing Calls For The Role Of PM To Be Able To Take Flex Time Like All Other Public Servants

  By theunozblog on 19/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for changes to the remuneration package attached to the role of Prime Minister. With the current PM wishing to be able to take flex time like all other public servants. ”I will… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Staff No More Wednesday Arvo Meetings As They Are Getting In The Way Of His Weekends

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›

• Christensen Tells Berejiklian To Join Him In Manilla For Some Ping Pong And Chill

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has reached out to NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and invited her to join him for some much needed R&R in the Philippines with some ping pong and chill. ‘’I know what it’s like… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Sends Gladys A Bunnings Gift Card To Lift Her Spirits

  By theunozblog on 14/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent besieged NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian a Bunnings gift card in an effort to lift her spirits after a torrid week. ”In politics, some weeks are better than others and I just wanted… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Chides Gladys Berejiklian For Sleeping With Colleagues Instead Of Staffers

  By theunozblog on 13/10/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has chided NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian for sleeping with her colleague rather than a staffer. ”If Gladys was lonely and looking for love I wish she would have… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Named Bunnings’ Employee Of The Month

  By theunozblog on 12/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›

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