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• Perrotet Government To Give Kids $400 To Be Spent On The Pokies

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has centered his campaign launch around the promise to give every NSW Child $400 to be matched by their parents in vouchewrs to be used at a NSW Pokies venue when they turn 18. ”What… Read More ›

• Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed

  By theunozblog on 09/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A shire pub trivia player has admitted to secretly changing the answer to a question before handing over her team’s answer sheet for marking at the end of the round. “Carol has brought this new guy along who insists that… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Offers A Leg Over, Err Up, To Celebrate International Women’s Day

  By theunozblog on 08/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has put out a press release offering a leg over, err up, for any young ladies to celebrate International Women’s Day. ”You will not find anyone else in Parliament who has… Read More ›

• Low Rating News Channel Tells Low Polling Opposition Leader To Listen To Them

  By theunozblog on 07/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news channel Sky news Australia has called upon low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to listen to them and follow their agenda if he wants to become PM. ”No one has their finger pressed as… Read More ›

• Sussan Ley To Consult Her Numerologist About Challenging Dutton

  By theunozblog on 06/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy… Read More ›

• Robert Condemns Royal Commission For Not Letting Him Speak In Tongues

  By theunozblog on 03/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison’s former best friend Stuart Robert has condemned the Royal Commission into the Robodebt program that he was a part of for not letting him give his testimony in tongues. ”It was most upsetting that the Commissioner wouldn’t let… Read More ›

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