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• Cock And Balls Given Own Box On Ballot Sheet

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/05/2019 • ( 5 )

  

  The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls…. Read More ›

• Christensen Pissed That Palmer Can Go To Fiji But He Can’t Visit Manila Till After The Election

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The National parties member for Manila George Christensen has complained bitterly to his party leader Michael McCormack that it’s not fair that Clive Palmer is allowed to travel to Fiji yet he is unable to visit the Philippines until after… Read More ›

• News Corp Orders Its Columnists To Sharpen Their Crayons And Bring Down Bill Shorten

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Plans To Spend The Week Polling Swinging Voters

  By theunozblog on 13/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Future deputy Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he plans to spend the final week of the election campaign polling swinging voters in an effort to get the Coalition over the line. “I am a proven campaigner and… Read More ›

• Morrison Charges Dutton And Abbott With Looking After The Bee During Liberal Parties Campaign Launch

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2019

  

  Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has charged Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton and Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott with the important task of guarding the bee in the basement during the Liberal parties launch this Sunday. “Sure… Read More ›

• BREAKING: Peter Dutton Promises To Continue Being An Arsehole If Re-Elected

  By theunozblog on 09/05/2019 • ( 3 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has kicked off his re-election campaign for the seat of Dickson in Queensland by promising constituents that should they re-elect him he will continue to be the same old arsehole that he has… Read More ›

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