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Dutton Reminds Journo’s That He’s Tortured Kids As Well
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›
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Confusion As ScoMo Revealed To Be Confusing The Exorcist With The Bible
Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist. ”Scotty was a little red faced when it… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Reminds Voters That His Trophy Says He Stopped Boats Not Children
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children. This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells Farmers To Not Worry About The Mice Plague As It Doesn’t Affect The Miners
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs and self-appointed ”leader” of the Nationals Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the… Read More ›
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Christensen Demands The Philippino Ladies Table Tennis Team Be Allowed To Tour Australia
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic. ”The PM needs to start thinking more about what… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Victorians No Job Keeper But Government Will Send Thoughts And Prayers
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told Victoria that his Government will not bring back job keeper for the current lockdown that the State is enduring. However, they will provide the State with an infinite supply of… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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Joyce Tells ScoMo To Make Him Minister For Home Affairs, Or He’ll Piss On The Carpet
21/06/2021
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Nationals Tell Farmers That They’ll Act On Mice Plague When It Starts To Effect The Mines
17/06/2021
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Scotty From Marketing Pleased With UK Photo Shoot That Coincided With The G7
16/06/2021
Sport ›
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Cricket Australia Demands That The Government Covers Cricketers IPL Losses
18/05/2021
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PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
22/02/2021
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St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack
02/02/2021
World ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
10/11/2020
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Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
04/11/2020
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2020
Arts ›
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ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
18/12/2020
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
25/11/2020
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Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
11/08/2020
News ›
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Joyce Tells Farmers To Not Worry About The Mice Plague As It Doesn’t Affect The Miners
07/06/2021
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ScoMo Tells Those Wishing To Get Vaccinated To Learn To Throw A Javelin
29/04/2021
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Peter Dutton Calls For The Immediate Banning Of Potato Peelers
27/04/2021
Opinion ›
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
12/04/2021
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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
09/04/2021
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Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
09/04/2021
