“And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›
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Rob Oakeshott To Decide Winner Of UK Election
Both major British political parties are courting the vote of Rob Oakeshott after the former Australian independent won the key seat of Dodging Sope in the recent snap UK election. “I aim to get the best deal for the constituents… Read More ›
Man Steps In Chewing Gum, ISIS Takes Credit
26-year-old Tasmanian man Luke Thomas was walking through Hobart Mall when he stepped in chewing gum, prompting him to convey his annoyance on both Facebook and Instagram. Upon hearing the news ISIS, or Daesh as they’re also known, released a… Read More ›
America Gets Cracking On Building Wall Now That Trump Is Out Of The Country
America has taken advantage of Donald Trump’s first overseas trip to greatly accelerate construction of its protective border wall, hoping to have it finished in time to prevent the President’s return to the country. “I’d never really seen the value… Read More ›
Donald Trump Fires The Kettle For Being Black After Tip Off From The Pot
American President Donald Trump has released a statement today announcing that he has fired the White House kettle as the pot complained that it was black. Speaking to The (un)Australian Presdient Trump explained his decision, saying: “Look the kettle just wasn’t… Read More ›
Prince Harry Crowned As Head Royal Racist After Prince Philip Abdicates
Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›
