Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›
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The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
Trump Excited To Meet The Queen “Loves Bohemian Rhapsody”
American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that… Read More ›
James Hewitt To Walk Meghan Markle Down The Aisle
Breaking news from Buckingham Palace today is that Captain James Hewitt will be walking Royal bride-to-be Meghan Markle down the aisle. The world’s media has reported that Ms Markle’s father, Thomas, will not be able to walk her down the… Read More ›
Prince Philip Plans On Gifting Harry Poland As Wedding Gift
Prince Philip has been telling his friends of his plans to gift his Grandson Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle Poland in celebration of their upcoming wedding. “The Prince is most excited about Harry’s upcoming wedding and has put… Read More ›
Macron Fires Speech Writer Bruce McAveney Over Delicious Gate
The French President has sensationally fired his Australian speech writer famed sports commentator Bruce McAveney and apologised to the Australian Prime Minister, his Wife and the Australian people after he referred to Mrs Turnbull as delicious. In a speech delivered… Read More ›
