In a surprise move the Nobel Peace prize committee has announced that this year’s recipient is American President Donald Trump for his work on the reunification of the Swedish pop group ABBA. “President Trump has been working tirelessly behind the… Read More ›
The Nobel peace prize committee has today announced that a Whitehouse aide who convinced President Trump that the button for detonating America’s nuclear weapons was in fact linked to his Twitter account has been nominated for the prestigious award. “This… Read More ›
American President Donald Trump’s decision to exempt Australia from steel and aluminium tariffs has been celebrated wildly in Canberra, with insiders saying it was down to the way Australia pronounced “aluminium” that confused President Trump into thinking it was a… Read More ›
“Crisis actors! Now you gotta admit, that’s a hell of an idea,” Hank Kennedy, a confessed agent of the shadowy United States’ “Deep State”, told The (un)Australian in a Washington dive bar in the early hours of this morning. Mr Kennedy… Read More ›
President Trump has disclosed that had he been around at the time he would definitely have won World War 2 all by himself. “You don’t really know how you would respond until you’ve been put in a situation, but I’d… Read More ›
A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›
