A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›
The entire audience of a special taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show has gone insanely wild after opening a tiny box and finding the keys to a great again America inside. “You get a great again America, you get a… Read More ›
American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›
Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
In the lead up to Halloween Author of the Blog ‘The Left Is Not Right’ has warned prospective trick or treaters that wearing orange face as part of a costume is culturally insensitive. “Orange face is a no go, it… Read More ›
