The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›
An embarrassing faux pas led to the assassination squads arranged by both Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton arriving at the same time at Jeffrey Epstein’s jail cell to carry out the hit, an inquiry has been told. “It was really… Read More ›
Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year. “This is an unusual move for… Read More ›
Despite being Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson has scaled to great heights that would be impossible for any human being who was Boris Johnson minus all the bits of Boris Johnson involving extreme, unearned privilege. Despite being an empty vessel of… Read More ›
The National Rifle Association (NRA) has announced that it plans to provide every American citizen with enough ‘thoughts and prayers’ to help keep them safe during the next inevitable mass shooting. “We here at the NRA are listening to the… Read More ›
