Australian billionaire, Gina Rinehart, fresh off backing a dud, Peter Dutton, in the last Australian election has sent a message to US President, Donald Trump, that she and her billions are there for him should he need comfort in his time of need.

”I know when you fall out with someone it can be a devastating time in your life,” said Ms Rinehart. ”Believe me, I’ve fallen out with a lot of people over the years.”

”I’d say ask my kids, but there not speaking to or about me.”

When asked what advice she would give to the US President to help him through this time, Ms Rinehart said: ”Drill baby, drill. Get back on that horse and find a billionaire that will be there for you through thick and thin.”

”Donald, I am available and willing to talk subsidies, mining rights or just how good caviar tastes on corn flakes.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy the President a present, bloody Qatari’s stole my idea of a plane.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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