Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
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Palmer Puts In 45 Billion Dollar Bid For Myspace
Australia’s most annoying billionaire Clive ‘National Treasure’ Palmer has taken a break from spamming the country to announce that he has bid 45 billion dollars to buy antiquated social media site Myspace. ”Who says you can’t buy friends?” Asked Mr… Read More ›
The UnOz’s 2021 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. The year 2021 had us all seemingly looking back nostalgically at the heady… Read More ›
Man Hiding In Boot Of Car To Sneak Into Rocket Launch In For Nasty Shock
An Australian man who hid himself in the boot of a car driving into Cape Canaveral for the launch of Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket is in for a big surprise when he finally prises open the door. “Couldn’t get… Read More ›
Elon Musk To Build World’s Largest Bottom Drawer To House World’s Largest Battery
South Australia will be constructing the world’s biggest bottom kitchen drawer in which to keep spares of the world’s biggest lithium ion battery, which the inventor has promised to build within 100 days. “No-one has ever attempted to build such… Read More ›
South Australia To Be Powered By Outrage Over Coopers Video
Steam coming out the ears of self righteous twats offended by the Coopers Light/Bible Society viral video will be harnessed to create electricity and stored in giant batteries, announced South Australian premier Jay Weatherall yesterday. “The average inner city beardo… Read More ›
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