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Sky News Australia Names George Pell Its Person Of The Decade
Cable news (sic) channel Sky News Australia has today announced that it is naming convicted pedophile Cardinal George Pell as it’s person of the decade for the decade ending 2019. “The result was pretty unanimous amongst our talent,” said a… Read More ›
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Bolt Livid That Greta Not Pell Was Named Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year
Australian blogger Andrew Bolt is livid after news came through overnight that Swedish Climate crusader Greta Thunberg was named Time magazine’s person of the year rather than Bolt’s person of the year convicted pedophile George Pell. “This is an absolute travesty,” said… Read More ›
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Prime Minister ScoMo Tells Fire Fighters Relief’s At Hand As The First Test Starts Tomorrow
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has met with firefighters battling blazes around New South Wales to deliver them the good news that relief is on it’s way as the first test against New Zealand in Perth starts tomorrow. “Initially I was… Read More ›
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ScoMo Urges Australians To Light A Candle For The Bushfires
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has urged all Australians particularly those in New South Wales to take a moment out of their day to light a candle and think of those who are suffering due to the bushfires. “I find in… Read More ›
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Gladys Tells Sydney To Forget The Smoke And Just Lay Back And Think About The Light Rail
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told residents of Sydney to forget about the smoke permeating through the city and instead lay back and think about the pending opening of the long awaited light rail. “The people of Sydney need to… Read More ›
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Awkward Moment As Former PM Tony Abbott Turns Up To ScoMo’s End Of Year Drinks Uninvited
The gossip around Canberra this morning is how former Prime Minister Tony Abbott made an uninvited appearance at current Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s end of year drinks celebration for members of the current Government. “It was very awkward having Tony… Read More ›
