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Hunt Credits COVIDSafe App For Keeping Phones Virus-Free
With the decommissioning of the COVIDSafe contact tracing app yesterday, the UnAustralian has spoken to former Federal Minister for Health and Rhyming Slang, Greg Hunt. “The COVIDSafe app was a resounding success,” said Mr Hunt as he dropped off his… Read More ›
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Dutton Calls On Chinese Checkers To Be Renamed Freedom Checkers
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›
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Man Who Breached The Racial Discrimination Act Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution
Andrew Bolt a Sky News after dark host who’s show regularly attracts 10’s of viewers has come out to today against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution. Mr Bolt’s stance follows the TV show host and blogger’s 2010 court appearance where… Read More ›
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Prime Minister Albo Challenges Dutton To A DJ Off
Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›