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Candlelight Vigils To Be Held For Victims Of The Gillette Razor Campaign
Candlelight vigils will be held worldwide to help men cope with the hurt feelings that they have suffered following the release of the Gillette razor campaign that some feel was critical of all men. “We as a community need to… Read More ›
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Palmer Texts All Australians Promising That He Will Deliver Them A Brexit
The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›
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Five Middle Aged Men Die At BBL Match After Consuming Tainted Beer
The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›
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Joyce Assures Colleagues That His Fishing With Dynamite Trip Had Nothing To Do With Mass Fish Deaths In The Murray-Darling
Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has taken the time to ring his colleagues to assure them that his holiday fishing with dynamite trip on the Murray-Darling had nothing to do with the million or so fish deaths that… Read More ›
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ScoMo Announces New Medal To Commemorate The Culture Wars
Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›
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Hanson To Pay The Unemployed 10c For Every One Nation Candidate That They Pick Up Off The Ground
Senator Pauline Hanson has proposed a new work for the dole scheme whereby the unemployed would be paid 10 cents for every One Nation candidate that they pick up off the ground and take to a council depot to be… Read More ›
