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Gladys Orders All NSW Residents To Donate A Weeks Pay To Their Local Pokies Den
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the State’s residents to set aside a week’s salary and go down to their local pokies den and put it through the machines. ”Our RSL’s and clubs have been hit hard by the covid… Read More ›
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Dutton Jealous That Trump Gets To Call In The National Guard On Protestors
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen sulking around Canberra telling anyone who’ll listen about how envious he is of American President Donald Trump being able to call in the national guard or protestors. ”Peter is… Read More ›
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Sydney Wakes Up For The First Time In 35 Years Without A Shrill Noise Droning Through The Air
Sydney siders have woken up this morning for the first time in 35 years to relative silence, no longer having to endure a shrill rant like noise droning through the city. ”Mate, how good is it to be up and… Read More ›
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Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement
Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
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Peter V’landys Orders The PM To Force School Kids To Attend All NRL Games
NRL Boss Peter V’landys has ordered Prime Minister Scott Morrison to arrange for the nation’s school kids to sit in the stands during this weekend’s round of rugby league matches. ”We’ve been told it’s safe for kids to go to… Read More ›
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Nuclear Physicist On Probation After Putting Hot Wheels Cars In Supercollider
A contrite nuclear physicist at CERN has been severely reprimanded after putting Hot Wheels cars at each end of the Large Hadron Collider and conducting experiments to see if anything cool happens when they crash at high speeds. “We caught… Read More ›
