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Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing deploy the air force to the Philippines and bring the Manilla girls ping pong team to Mackay. ”Scotty made a promise to all Australians… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing: 10 Iconic Buildings That I Want To Pose Next To
As I sit here in isolation at the Lodge with only my 16 personal photographers and 40 strong team of media advisors to keep me company, I have a lot of time to ponder what I want to achieve as… Read More ›
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Gladys Berejiklian: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
My Government has achieved a lot for the developers…..err, the people of NSW yet we still have so much more to accomplish. Walking around the glorious city of Sydney the other day as I awaited for the results of my… Read More ›
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Exclusive Extract: George Pell’s Prison Journal
Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
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Aunty Gladys Orders NSW Residents To Give Their Local Property Developer A Wristy
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State. ”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Calls Up Porter To Tell Him About A Vending Machine He Saw In Japan
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has arrived home from Japan to tell all his mates and colleagues about all the weird things that he saw over there, including a vending machine that dispenses worn women’s underwear. “I must say… Read More ›
