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Known Misogynist Says Something Misogynistic, Sponsors Unfazed
Known misogynist Alan Jones has again said something misogynistic this time aimed at New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Mr Jones, 78 of Circular Quay called upon Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison to force a sock down Miss Ardern’s throat…. Read More ›
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Hanson Orders Ashby To Hit Up The National Milk Crate Association For Some Cash
One Nation’s dear leader Pauline Hanson has ordered her adviser James Ashby to seek out the National Milk Crate Association (NMCA) and see if they have any cash they could donate to the party. “When Pauline saw the horrific events… Read More ›
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NSW Government To Fast track Building Of Giant Milk Crate Sculpture In Sydney
The NSW Government has announced that not only is it taking it’s plan to build a giant milk crate sculpture off of the scrap heap but it will now fast track the construction with an aim for the sculpture to… Read More ›
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Only Cask Wine From The Goon Region Allowed to Be Called Goon
Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Calls For The White Australia Policy To Be Applied To All Sportsmen
Former Wallabies Coach Alan ‘I’m on radio’ Jones has called upon the Australian Government to bring back the White Australia Policy when it comes to athletes representing the country. “We can’t have these type of people like the Ben Simmons’… Read More ›
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Local Coke Dealers Resent Cross Fit Gyms Taking Away Their Clients
Local Cocaine dealers are up in arms after a number of their usual clients have turned their backs on them in favour of joining a cross fit gym. “Ah look mate it’s just not right you know,” said a dealer… Read More ›
