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Morrison Blames Bushfires On The Greens Planting Too Many Trees
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today come out and blasted the Greens party for heavily contributing to the nation’s bushfire epidemic. “Let’s face it, it’s the Greens who have been planting all these trees,” Scorched a fired up ScoMo, “If… Read More ›
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Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
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NSW Declares A State Of Emergency As Rural Gambling Revenue Falls
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has declared a state of emergency after figures came in showing that revenue from gambling in bush fire affected areas was down. “We won’t panic yet but we do need to make sure that people can… Read More ›
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Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to his constituents (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›
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Thoughts And Prayers Allocated To Drought Relief To Be Sent To Bush Fire Victims
The Morrison Government has moved quickly to reassure the victims of the horrific bush fires currently raging through Queensland and New South Wales that they will be fully resourced with thoughts and prayers. With the decision made to reallocate thoughts… Read More ›
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ALP Strategists Direct Albo To Be More Like ScoMo And ‘Visit’ Engadine Maccas
One of the key recommendations to come out of the Australian Labor Parties review in to their election loss was for their current leader Anthony Albanese to be more like Prime Minister ScoMo and maybe take a ‘visit’ to Engadine… Read More ›
