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Colleagues Question Whether Abbott’s ‘Culture War’ Medals Are Legit
Following revelations of LNP candidate Trevor Ruthenberg’s war medal confusion, members of the Coalition have begun to cast aspersions over their colleague Tony Abbott’s war medals that he claims he won in the ‘culture wars.’ “No one believes for a… Read More ›
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The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
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England Shocked To Learn That Home Is Actually France
The entire country of England was shocked overnight to learn that home is now located in France following the French team’s World Cup victory over Croatia. “Well they fooled me, I thought all along the whole country saying ‘it’s coming… Read More ›
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Canadian Bigot Shocked To Learn How Few People Actually Watch Sky News
Alt-right Canadian bigot Lauren Southern was shocked to learn how few people actually watched Sky News after appearing on the network over the weekend. Southern who is in Australia as part of her, “Look At Me Say Racist Crap’ world… Read More ›
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Trump Excited To Meet The Queen “Loves Bohemian Rhapsody”
American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt To Launch International Men’s Month
Conservative commentator Andrew Bolt has declared war on Women and plans to launch International Men’s Month. “It is time society took stock and said a collective thank you to all Men for what we have done thus far,” editorialised Mr… Read More ›
