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Man On Stress Leave After Trying To Choose A Beer At His Local Bottle-O
Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure beer types greeted… Read More ›
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QLD To Celebrate State Of Origin Win By Opening A Commemorative Coal Mine
A jubilant Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk has announced her Government will celebrate the state’s win in game 1 of State of Origin win by opening a commemorative coal mine in the team’s honour. Speaking to The (un)Australian ,the Premier explained:… Read More ›
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Barnaby Tells Albo To Think Of My Children And Increase Politicians’ Pay
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon the Prime Minister to think of his children and raise the pay for politicians. ”Times are tough, and it’s time for Albo to get out of his inner… Read More ›
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Kochie Mulling Over Replacing Ken Hinkley With The Cash Cow
Port Adelaide President David Koch has refused to rule out replacing Port Adelaide Coach Ken Hinkley with the cash cow, now that he has more time to focus on his team following his standing down as Sunrise host. “I’m not… Read More ›
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Energy Providers Call On The Govt To Loosen The Laws On Selling Human Body Parts
Australian energy providers have called on the Albanese Government to loosen the laws around selling human body parts, as a way for their customers to combat rising energy prices. ”Times are tough, things are hard, Nanna’s cold so why can’t… Read More ›
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ScoMo Puts The Feelers Out To Richmond With Eyes On A Coaching Role
Former PM (yep, he was) Scott Morrison, has put out the feelers to the Richmond football club to see if they have any interest in having him replace Damian Hardwick as Coach. ”I do love my Sharkies, up, up Cronulla… Read More ›
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