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Craig Kelly To Switch Jobs With Wayne Bennett And Coach the Broncos
In an effort to quell the furor over the pre-selection of conservative firebrand Craig Kelly for the upcoming election, Primer Minister Scott Morrison has done a deal that will land Kelly at the Broncos and Bennett as the Liberal candidate… Read More ›
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Arguing Pub Couple Announce Greyhound Bus Tour Dates
That couple from the pub who are constantly arguing are taking their show on the road for a series of dates on popular Greyhound bus routes, their manager has announced. “We wanted to reward regional fans of Jase and Cheryl… Read More ›
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Liberal Party Reaches Out To Dick Smith To Run For Them As They Believe Parliament Needs More Dicks
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has reached out to former Australian of the year recipient Dick Smith in an effort to convince him to run for them as a candidate. With the party under the belief that parliament is in the… Read More ›
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Government Concedes That Something Needs To Be Done About Banks
The Morrison Government has finally conceded that strong action needs to be taken against the Banks. Following the member for Chisholm, Julia Banks’ defection from the Liberal party. “We’ve cut Banks a lot of slack,” said former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
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Eric Abetz Accuses Victorian Voters Of Bias Against The Conservative Right
Tasmanian Senator and the Morrison Government’s closest link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz has launched a scathing attack on the voters of Victoria accusing them of showing bias against the right. “What we saw on the weekend in Victoria… Read More ›
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Right-Wing Liberal Party Members Convinced That Man Who Bungled Leadership Challenge Would’ve Won Them Victoria
As the fall-out from the Coalition’s disastrous performance at the weekend’s Victorian State election continues members of the party’s right-wing are convinced that the man who bungled his own leadership challenge, Peter Dutton would’ve led them to a different result…. Read More ›
