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Scott Morrison Changes His LinkedIn Job Title From Interim To Caretaker Prime Minister
Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has spent the morning updating his LinkedIn profile page to change his current job title from ‘Interim’ to ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister. “This nation rewards those who have a go and by keeping my LinkedIn details up to… Read More ›
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Cooking With Malcolm: This Week Smashed Potato
I must admit I was quite taken aback when those chaps at The (un)Australian contacted me about writing a guest cooking column for their fine publication. Initially I was unsure about which recipe to share and have to admit I… Read More ›
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Dutton Looking At Life After Politics By Launching An Exclusive Line Of Potato Dumplings
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia. “I… Read More ›
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Temp Worker Ecstatic About Getting An Extra Week’s Work
The Temp worker that the Australian Government hired to fill in as Prime Minister, Scott Morrison is ecstatic to learn that his contract has been extended for another week. “This is great news for not only Me but my Family,… Read More ›
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Viewers Confuse Test Pattern For Bill Shorten’s Budget Reply Speech
Australian viewers have woken up this morning to learn that what they thought was the Opposition leader Bill Shorten’s budget reply speech was in fact the test pattern. “Well it got me, I tuned in to watch and thought gee… Read More ›
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PM’S Office Researching How Many Macca’s Toilets There Are Between The Lodge And Yarralumna
The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›
