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Scotty From Marketing Tells The Media That A Ship Is Not A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›
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Opinion: Covid-19 Threatens Our Wet Dreams
The other night I woke from a nightmare. In the nightmare I was home with Vicki and the kids, I turned to Vicki and told her that I was just going up to the pub for a nightcap. Vicki smiled… Read More ›
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AMA: Teen Cases Of Wrist RSI Skyrocketed In March
Members of the Australian Medical Association (AMA) have reported a surge in the cases of wrist RSI in teenagers during the month of March, as the country slowly moves into lock down. “With the country moving towards lock down we… Read More ›
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IPA Demands That The Government Stop Subsidising Low Income Workers And Instead Focus On The Rich
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think-tank’ (sic) the IPA has demanded that the Government stop subsidising low to middle income earners and instead focus their bail out funds on looking after the richer members of society. ”There’s no use giving valuable… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells The Nation’s Billionaires To Pull Their Weight And Give Something Back
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the nation’s billionaires to start pulling their weight and give something back to the country instead of demanding bail outs and tax breaks. “Times are tough and the country needs our billionaires to… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Tells People To Not Buy Puzzles But Instead Try To Interpret One Of His Speeches
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for the Australian people to not go outside to buy puzzles but instead stay inside gather the kids around and as a family try to work out what he is trying to say… Read More ›
