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Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to all Australians (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›
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Senator Roberts Suggests Bushfires Be Doused In Corn To Create A Popcorn Smell To Mask Smoke
One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called on fire fighters to throw tonnes of corn onto the fires to create popcorn. The smell of which would waft into cities masking the more pungent smell of the bushfire smoke…. Read More ›
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Government Announces Recasting With The Part Of Craig Kelly To Be Played By A Lump Of Coal
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›
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“Come See The Dinosaurs” Says New Tourism Ad Fronted By Craig Kelly
Tourism Australia has launched a new world wide campaign that encourages people to visit Australia and see the dinosaurs. With Government Minister and prominent climate change denier Craig Kelly chosen to be the face of the campaign. “With the bushfires… Read More ›
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Cormann To Auction Off Calculator Used In LibSpill To Raise Funds For Bushfire Victims
Finance Minister Matthias Cormann has announced today that he will auction off the calculator that he used to crunch the numbers for the Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton during the last Liberal leadership spill to raise funds for… Read More ›
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ScoMo Takes Charge Of Bushfire Crisis By Setting Up Command Centre At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has taken charge of the Nation’s bushfire response by announcing today that he has set up a new command centre at Engadine Maccas. “I admit I was a bit slow to the wicket on this crisis however… Read More ›
