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ScoMo Thanks Macron For The Text But Asks What’s The Photo Of?
Former Australian Minister for innovation/health/treasury/energy and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has thanked French President Emmanuel Macron for the text he sent him during this morning’s Australia V France World Cup game. ”Was great to hear from Emmanuel, nice little… Read More ›
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NSW And SA Combine To Build A Bolt Proof Fence
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›
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Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
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Qatar Announces Free Stone Day To Coincide With World Cup Pride Round
World Cup host Nation Qatar has announced that they plan to celebrate the competition’s pride round by handing out complimentary stone’s to all supporters. ”Qatar is a very giving Nation,” said a Qatari Spokesperson. ”If people want to celebrate pride… Read More ›
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Dutton Reminds Those Considering A #LibSpill That He Knows Where They Live
Australian Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has reminded his colleagues whom might be considering a #LibSpill that he knows where they live and is willing to do whatever it takes to hold onto power. ”Let’s be honest, Peter’s… Read More ›
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Credlin Demands People Voting For Dan Andrews To Be Shot
Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
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