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Sky News Devastated To Lose 1 Of Their 6 Viewers Due To Facebook Lockout
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Employs A Focus Group To Workshop Reactions To Victims Of Rape
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
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PM Tells Liberals To Stop Screwing Each Other And Instead Focus On Screwing The Voters
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
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Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›
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MP’s Lobby ScoMo To Ease The Bonk Ban For Valentine’s Day
Coalition MP’s have been making a bee line to the Prime Minister’s office in an effort to get him to ease the so-called bonk-ban which prevents Ministers and their staffers from having sexual relations. ”Come on Scotty mate, let’s end… Read More ›
