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Palmer Puts In 45 Billion Dollar Bid For Myspace
Australia’s most annoying billionaire Clive ‘National Treasure’ Palmer has taken a break from spamming the country to announce that he has bid 45 billion dollars to buy antiquated social media site Myspace. ”Who says you can’t buy friends?” Asked Mr… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells The PM: End The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Campaign In Wentworth
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›
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PM Tells Those Criticising His Candidate For Warringah To Be More Tolerant
Acting Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has defended his controversial candidate for Warringah and their abhorrent anti-trans gender views by calling for those who oppose her to show some tolerance. ”The people of Australia are sick of people who are… Read More ›