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IPA Demands That The Government Allow Unemployed People To Sell Their Organs
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think tank’ the IPA has called upon the Morrison Government to amend the laws to allow unemployed workers to be able to sell their organs. “There’s definitely a market for selling your organs, the only thing… Read More ›
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World’s Cats Impressed By How Fast We’ve Learnt To Open Doors With Our Elbows
The cat population of the world is gobsmacked at how quickly humans have picked up the skill of being able to open a door without using their hands to avoid any contact with the corona virus. “We really thought you… Read More ›
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Government Moves To Reassure Negative Gearers That They Are There For Them
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved quickly to reassure those who are negatively gearing one or more properties that the Government will be there for them no matter how bad things get. “It is a tough time for many Australians… Read More ›
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Liberal Senator Tells Constituents To Get Their Chauffeur To Drive Them To Work Rather Than Catch Public Transport
Liberal Senator Hollie Hughes has told her constituents to get their chauffeur to drive them to work rather than catching public transport and running the risk of contracting the corona virus. “In these times, one can’t be too careful,” said… Read More ›
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Deluded Board Game Sees Two Week Lockdown As Chance To Finally Shine
That “Compendium of Games” that sits inexplicably on your top shelf has fooled itself into thinking that it will actually get its moment in the sun as your family is forced to spend two weeks in virus induced lockdown. “My… Read More ›
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NRL Longs For The Days When Their Biggest Problem Was Players Rooting School Kids
Rugby League Chairman Peter V’landys has told reporters that he longs for the day when the biggest problem that he had to deal with was players rooting school kids, as the League looks at dealing with the fallout from potentially… Read More ›
