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• Shorten To Forego Budget Reply Speech And Instead Recap What Happened On MAFS

  By theunozblog on 04/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls Upon The PM To Promote ‘Sir Plus’ To A Prince

  By theunozblog on 03/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring YouTuber Tony Abbott has called upon the interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison to promote the budget surplus, or ‘Sir Plus’ as Tony refers to it, to a full blown Prince. “I think my Government, I mean Scott’s Government should… Read More ›

• ScoMo Reveals Extra Budget Funding To Build More Toilets In And Around Engadine McDonald’s

  By theunozblog on 02/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›

• One Nation Condemns April Fools Day For Deliberately Targeting Their Voters

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The One Nation party has taken time out from hassling overseas lobby groups for cash to speak out against April Fools Day. Claiming the day unfairly targeted their voters with elaborate scams and tricks. “How dare the inner city elite… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Returns To Library To Re-Borrow “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur”

  By theunozblog on 29/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  With a full week of interviews ahead of her,  One Nation’s chief conspiracy theorist Pauline Hanson has rushed to the Ipswich library to  re-borrow her favourite reference book, “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur.” “I was caught on the hop… Read More ›

• We Won’t Let Psychopaths Get Control Of Guns Say Psychopaths Who Got Control Of Political Party

  By theunozblog on 27/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party. “Look we may be psychopaths… Read More ›