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“Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant” Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window
A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Renaissance. “You must have had… Read More ›
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Serial Masturbator And Poo Jogger Tipped To Appear On The Next Season Of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
The TV world is buzzing over the rumours that the freshly convicted Queensland based serial masturbator and last year’s social media phenomenon the poo jogger are tipped to appear on the next season of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of… Read More ›
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Panicked ScoMo Accidentally Leaves Lump Of Coal In Taxi Before UN Speech
Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
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Trump To Star In The New Roald Dahl Movie James And The Giant Impeachment
Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year. “This is an unusual move for… Read More ›
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Trump Tweets ScoMo To Thank Him For The Wristy And Committing To Iran
American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude towards Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the form of a tweet. Thanking the Australian PM for the wristy and the commitment to join him in Iran. “This is an outstanding result… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Moves On From Abusing Women To Attacking A More Worthy Opponent, Children
Sydney based shock jock Alan Jones, fresh off being condemned for verbally attacking New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, has moved away from abusing women to take out his frustrations on children. Most notably those children who attended last Friday’s… Read More ›
