Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has called all Banking and Finance bosses to Canberra so that he can flog then with the warmest of lettuce, following the release of the Royal Commission into Banking’s report. “We’ve read the report and we will… Read More ›
An enterprising Woollahra mumpreneur has proudly exploited a vacant slot in the market to produce her own signature grossly overpriced homemade muesli. “My extensive actionable analytics of local artisanal bakeries, gourmet organic food emporiums and prissy hole in the wall… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has praised plans to allow advertising to be projected onto the sides of opera singers, saying why not use the biggest billboard in the city. “There are acres of unused space on the sides of your average… Read More ›
Men throughout Australia are continuing to investigate what might the purpose be of the mysterious pointy metallic objects that keep being found inside strawberries. “It’s a shortish sliver of steel with a hole at end that tapers to a quite… Read More ›
Supermarket chain Coles has announced that following on from the success of its mini collectable grocery items it will be releasing a series of mini collectable sea creatures that have choked on discarded plastic shopping bags. “Shoppers will be able… Read More ›
Farmers in New South Wales and Queensland currently in the midst of a drought have faced a new challenge in recent weeks with a surging flood of breakfast TV presenters bearing down on them. “Mate it’s been tough, I was… Read More ›
