Aspiring comedian and self-confessed Mother of the year Gina Rinehart has called upon Australia to stop building wine bars and start building mine bars. ”The inner city types need to start embracing more mines and less wines,” said Lord Rinehart…. Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
The Australian Government has reacted swiftly to news that China will no longer be accepting the country’s coal by setting up a new welfare initiative, Minekeeper. “The very second I heard that our coal was not being taken I got… Read More ›
Residents of small resort towns all over Australia are making disaster plans to deal with the influx of posh wankers who normally choof off overseas for a holiday at this time of year. “We’ve survived drought, bushfires, floods and coronavirus… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›
