Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›
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Gladys Prioritises Vaccines For Problem Gamblers
NSW Premier and Australia’s ruby standard when it comes to handling the Covid crisis Gladys Berejiklian has demanded that problem gamblers be prioritised for vaccination ASAP. ”We need to get the State up and running and to do that we… Read More ›
Rinehart Calls For Less Wine Bars And More Mine Bars
Aspiring comedian and self-confessed Mother of the year Gina Rinehart has called upon Australia to stop building wine bars and start building mine bars. ”The inner city types need to start embracing more mines and less wines,” said Lord Rinehart…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Launches Only Fans Account
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
Government Announces New Welfare Initiative: MineKeeper
The Australian Government has reacted swiftly to news that China will no longer be accepting the country’s coal by setting up a new welfare initiative, Minekeeper. “The very second I heard that our coal was not being taken I got… Read More ›
Regional Australia Braces For Invasion Of Hideous Oiks Who Usually Holiday Overseas
Residents of small resort towns all over Australia are making disaster plans to deal with the influx of posh wankers who normally choof off overseas for a holiday at this time of year. “We’ve survived drought, bushfires, floods and coronavirus… Read More ›
