Australia’s Coalition Government (for now) is today tipped to announce that they will be cutting the fuel excise on premium unleaded petrol and raising it on E10, in an effort to curtail rising fuel costs. ”Don’t think we haven’t noticed… Read More ›
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Nation’s Advertising Exec’s Hold Bedside Vigil For Clive Palmer
The Nation’s advertising executives have taken a break from the nose candy and headed up to the Gold Coast to hold a bed side vigil for their patron saint Clive Palmer. Mr Palmer is currently hospitalised with covid-like symptoms. ”It… Read More ›
Perrotet Orders All NSW Workers To Work From Their Nearest RSL Or Club
NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there. ”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the… Read More ›
Regional Australia Braces For Invasion Of Hideous Oiks Who Usually Holiday Overseas
Residents of small resort towns all over Australia are making disaster plans to deal with the influx of posh wankers who normally choof off overseas for a holiday at this time of year. “We’ve survived drought, bushfires, floods and coronavirus… Read More ›
Tenants Asked To Consider Giving Their Landlords A BJ This Christmas
Real estate agents around Australia are ”encouraging” their tenants to think about giving their landlords a BJ this Christmas as a way to say thank you for providing” them with an expensive place to live. ”It’s been a tough year… Read More ›
Matt Canavan Demands That Coal Miners Be Allowed To March On ANZAC Day
Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›