Coalition backbenchers worried about the pathetic polling of their leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, have spent the day googling how to polish a turd in anticipation of shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor challenging for the leadership. ”It was always a… Read More ›
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Dutton Condemns Melbourne Traffic After His Aston Candidate Faces A 40 Minute Drive To Get To The Electorate
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade… Read More ›
Low Rating News Channel Tells Low Polling Opposition Leader To Listen To Them
Low rating news channel Sky news Australia has called upon low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to listen to them and follow their agenda if he wants to become PM. ”No one has their finger pressed as… Read More ›
NSW Liberals File A Missing Persons Report For Peter Dutton
With the NSW election on Saturday worried NSW Liberal party members have filed a missing persons report after federal opposition leader Peter Dutton has not been seen in the State since the election was called. ”Albo’s been everywhere with Minns,… Read More ›
Sussan Ley To Consult Her Numerologist About Challenging Dutton
With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy… Read More ›
Robert Condemns Royal Commission For Not Letting Him Speak In Tongues
Scott Morrison’s former best friend Stuart Robert has condemned the Royal Commission into the Robodebt program that he was a part of for not letting him give his testimony in tongues. ”It was most upsetting that the Commissioner wouldn’t let… Read More ›