Australia’s psychologists fear the the Nation may be suffering from the psychological condition known as Stockholm syndrome following news overnight that the Prime Minister’s popularity has skyrocketed as the Nation endures a pandemic inspired lock down. ”It’s quite common for… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›
Liberal Senator Hollie Hughes has told her constituents to get their chauffeur to drive them to work rather than catching public transport and running the risk of contracting the corona virus. “In these times, one can’t be too careful,” said… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has announced a plan to jail all Australian lefties in an attempt to protect the country from right-wing extremists. The move comes after a briefing from ASIO warning of the danger of right-wing… Read More ›
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
The Liberal party has announced that they plan to launch their new product the ‘Scotty 2.0’ at the National Press Club this week. With hopes that the Scotty 2.0 can, if not win them the next election at least stave… Read More ›
