Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›
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‘Q’ of Qanon Fame Now On His Third Straight Day Of Drinking Gin In His Underpants Whilst Crying
Sitting in his underwear swigging from a gin bottle, the man the world knows as “Q” mumbles “I tried, I tried” before bursting into tears again. The secretive founder of the Qanon movement has barely moved from his bedroom since… Read More ›
White House Aide Who Convinced Trump That Button For Nukes Connected To Twitter Up For Nobel Peace Prize
The Nobel peace prize committee has today announced that a Whitehouse aide who convinced President Trump that the button for detonating America’s nuclear weapons was in fact linked to his Twitter account has been nominated for the prestigious award. “This… Read More ›
President Trump Sells Naming Rights For White House To McDonald’s
American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
Trump Announces New Series Of Celebrity Apprentice To Decide His Secretary Of State
President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›
Crisis As Media Struggles To Find Journos Sober Enough To Write Op-Eds on Trump’s Win
One thing that you could always count on after a US election was that whoever wins, Democrat or Republican, there would be a flood of media think pieces offering rapidly formulated analysis covering every conceivable angle of who won and… Read More ›
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