Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists. ”I’m a very… Read More ›
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues how happy he was with the coverage of his recent UK photo shoot that also happened to coincide with the G7 summit. ”The PM was very pleased with the coverage that… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist. ”Scotty was a little red faced when it… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children. This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure locked down Victorians not to worry about Jen and himself, as they have both been vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Melburnians are concerned that old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
