A jubilant Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk has announced her Government will celebrate the state’s win in game 1 of State of Origin win by opening a commemorative coal mine in the team’s honour. Speaking to The (un)Australian ,the Premier explained:… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells People To Slip A Pineapple In Their Next Gas Bill To Say Thank You
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told Australian’s to slip a pineapple into their next gas bill as a way to say thank you to the countries gas producers. ”This country owes a debt of gratitude to our… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells Gina That His Touch Team Is Looking For A Sponsor
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has met with wealthy benefactor Gina Rinehart to tell her about his new touch team and how they are looking for a jumper sponsor. ”I saw that Netball Australia… Read More ›
Dutton Appalled That The Jobs Summit Won’t Consider Bringing Back Slavery
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called into the Coalition’s favourite radio propaganda channel 2GB to bemoan the Government’s job summits refusal to consider slavery as a viable option. ”Is Mr Albanese serious about jobs or what? Asked… Read More ›
Christian Porter Tipped To Replace The PM At The Glasgow Climate Summit
The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this year. Taking the place of the PM who will remain behind to have his photo taken at… Read More ›
Matt Canavan Demands That Coal Miners Be Allowed To March On ANZAC Day
Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›