The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›
The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›
The Australian Government has announced plans to issue all Australian School students with a commemorative lump of coal to celebrate the Morrison Government’s re-election. “We are so blessed in this country to have resources a plenty so why not give… Read More ›
Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›
A jubilant Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk has announced her Government will celebrate the state’s State of Origin win by opening a commemorative coal mine in the team’s honour. Speaking to The (un)Australian ,the Premier explained: “What a win for the… Read More ›
