Finance Minister Matthias Cormann has announced today that he will auction off the calculator that he used to crunch the numbers for the Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton during the last Liberal leadership spill to raise funds for… Read More ›
Police have appealed for calm after the tense stand off between workers who wear hi-vis work gear escalated last night following the drive by shooting of an orange hi-vis wearing Irish traffic controller by a gang of yellow hi-vis wearing… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has issued a grovelling apology to radio shock jock Alan Jones after she failed to ask him how high when he demanded she jump for him. “Alan Jones is a great citizen and a font of… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
