The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses. ”What a great a way to help our members gain more… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Former Creepy Mate Asks Albo If He Likes Ping Pong
Prime Minister Scomo’s former creepy mate George Christensen has sent out feelers to Opposition leader Anthony Albanese to see if he likes ping pong. ”With it looking likely that Albo will be PM George is looking to cover some bases… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells ScoMo: End The Bonk Ban Win The Election
Australia’s next Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that the reason that they are doing so badly in the polls is due to the contentious (only to Barnaby) bonk ban. ”Bloody, Scott, err, ScoMo, needs to… Read More ›
Howard Shocked To Learn That Women And Minorities Are Allowed To Vote
Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
Palmer Puts In 45 Billion Dollar Bid For Myspace
Australia’s most annoying billionaire Clive ‘National Treasure’ Palmer has taken a break from spamming the country to announce that he has bid 45 billion dollars to buy antiquated social media site Myspace. ”Who says you can’t buy friends?” Asked Mr… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Chuffed At His Gold Manila Folder Farewell Gift
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has thanked his parliamentary colleagues for the gift of a golden manila folder that they purchased for him as he farewells parliament. ”Nice of everyone to chip in and buy me a folder,”… Read More ›
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