Local man-child and social group deadweight, Trevor Millson (33), has again attended a Christmas social bbq with his friends brandishing nothing but a $10 box of Cadbury favourites. Wearing a t-shirt and jeans combo recycled from his laundry hamper, Trev… Read More ›
Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
NRL Buckles To Pressure And Announces Bigot Pride Round
The NRL has this week announced that they have listened to all the online commentary and will hold a bigot pride round later in the year, with QLD Senator Pauline Hanson being named patron. ”We tried tolerance and a pride… Read More ›
Palmer Puts In 45 Billion Dollar Bid For Myspace
Australia’s most annoying billionaire Clive ‘National Treasure’ Palmer has taken a break from spamming the country to announce that he has bid 45 billion dollars to buy antiquated social media site Myspace. ”Who says you can’t buy friends?” Asked Mr… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
Anti-Troll Bill A Relief To Govt MP’s As They Can Stop Hanging Out Under Bridges
An anonymous member of Federal Parliament has spoken today of how they are looking forward to new laws that unmask anonymous social media activity, commonly referred to as “trolling”, as it will mean that ministers soon can move their offices… Read More ›