Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has launched into Prime Minister ScoMo in an interview on his show today, going off at the Prime Minister as though he viewed him as a female Prime Minister. “I do humbly apologise to the… Read More ›
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Barnaby Offers To ‘Chew The Fat’ With Pamela Anderson Over Assange
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reached out to Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson with an invitation to join in him in Canberra at his office or a seedy pay by the hour motel for a chance to ‘chew the… Read More ›
Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on a footy trip to Papua New Guinea. “There’s nothing sinister in… Read More ›
Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›
Abbott Regrets Not Doing More As PM To Rid Australia Of The Metric System
In a wide ranging interview former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has spoken of his regret that he did not do more when he was PM to rid Australia of the metric system. “I achieved a lot in my all too… Read More ›
ScoMo Sends Trump A Cronulla Sharks 2019 Season Highlights Video After The President Asks Him For A Downer
Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›
