National Party member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his way… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Livid After ABC Forces Him To Take Off Tin Foil Hat For Q&A Appearance
Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›
Abbott Hopes Piers Pressure Will Get Him Across The Line In Warringah
Former Minister for Women and also former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott has told colleagues that Piers pressure will hopefully get him across the line in his seat of Warringah. “Tony is putting a lot of faith in obscure Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
BREAKING: Peter Dutton Promises To Continue Being An Arsehole If Re-Elected
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has kicked off his re-election campaign for the seat of Dickson in Queensland by promising constituents that should they re-elect him he will continue to be the same old arsehole that he has… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Changes His LinkedIn Job Title From Interim To Caretaker Prime Minister
Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has spent the morning updating his LinkedIn profile page to change his current job title from ‘Interim’ to ‘Caretaker’ Prime Minister. “This nation rewards those who have a go and by keeping my LinkedIn details up to… Read More ›
Cooking With Malcolm: This Week Smashed Potato
I must admit I was quite taken aback when those chaps at The (un)Australian contacted me about writing a guest cooking column for their fine publication. Initially I was unsure about which recipe to share and have to admit I… Read More ›
