Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›
Beloved leader Chairman Tony Abbott has taken ownership of the Liddell Power Station for the people in the first part of a glorious five year economic plan. “From each according to his ability to produce greenhouse gas to each according… Read More ›
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has pledged to make it easier for white people to travel by giving them a clearer path through airport security with the Federal police being given the power to ‘randomly’ stop people at airports… Read More ›
The Coalition has responded to criticism of its lack of female MPs by ordering its chief mad scientist Greg Hunt to produce dozens of clones of Bronwyn Bishop in his laboratory. “We found a strand of Bronnie’s hair that was… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has taunted the Prime Minister after an encounter in a Canberra bathroom by pointing out how much bigger his was than Mr Turnbulls. “I was actually shocked at how small Mr Turnbull’s was, I mean mine… Read More ›
