Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
Merely days before Christmas, a Mr S Claus allegedly from the North Pole has been detained by Australian Border Force whilst trying to enter the country. It’s believed the patron of Christmas was identified by Customs Agents during immigration, his… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has reached out to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to offer the stranded Australian sanctuary on the Government’s newest luxury resort island Nauru. “Ah, look a lot of people have me figured out wrong,… Read More ›
Following news that Scientists have discovered water on the planet Mars American President Donald Trump has launched a verbal assault on the planet and threatened to put tariffs on it’s water. “My role as President is to get the best… Read More ›
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that… Read More ›
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