Prince Andrew Offers To Mentor Harry And Meghan

The late Queens most touchy subject Prince Andrew, has called his brother King Charles to offer to help smooth over family difficulties by mentoring the King’s wayward Son Prince Harry.

”Andrew has a lot to offer the World’s youth and has a dream of touching them all,” said Royal Watcher Ian Getalife. ”He will be able to lead Harry and to a lesser extent Meghan in the right direction.”

”Who knows, maybe the next best selling Royal book will be written by Andrew rather than about him.”

When asked why Prince Andrew felt he still had a role to play in public life given his many, many indiscretions, Royal Watcher Ian Getalife said: ”Let he who is without multiple scandals cast the first stone.”

”Why if we cast everyone aside who has done an ill deed the Vatican would be empty and the NRL would be a 3 a side competition.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to appear on Sky News to rant about the evil that is Meghan Markle.”

Mark Williamson


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