Sky News Urges Its Viewer To Sleep Through 2023 To Avoid Being Woke

Low rating cable station Sky news Australia has urged their last remaining viewer to sleep through the year 2023, so as to avoid being woke.

”Wokeness is a dangerous disease that inhibits the mind of all those who disagree with us here at Sky News Australia,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I mean just step into the sewer that is social media and look at all the woke weaklings who don’t follow or watch us.”

”There should be laws against people who disagree with us.”

When asked why the network and it’s hosts were seemingly obsessed with the term woke, the Spokesperson said: ”Gotta be obsessed with something.”

”Besides, have you seen the average age of our audience?”

”Most of them struggle to wake up so when they hear the term woke it makes them feel better as they think we are talking about them getting up.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Rowan Dean’s gone and got himself stuck in the lobby. He’s so committed to never following the left that he’s run into a wall again.”

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