Cardinal Pell has spent his first day in hell complaining to the Devil about not being able to get coverage of Sky News Australia on the television in his suite. ”Most people on their first day in hell do have… Read More ›
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Sky News Urges Its Viewer To Sleep Through 2023 To Avoid Being Woke
Low rating cable station Sky news Australia has urged their last remaining viewer to sleep through the year 2023, so as to avoid being woke. ”Wokeness is a dangerous disease that inhibits the mind of all those who disagree with… Read More ›
Credlin Demands People Voting For Dan Andrews To Be Shot
Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Shocked Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them Didn’t Swing The Election To The Republicans
Niche news network Sky News Australia was left stunned today following the Republican parties poor election results as the network believed that their viewers, all 6 of them would swing the vote to the GOP’s favour. ”We didn’t see this… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Attacks Albo For Not Acting On Row V Wade Sooner
Niche news network Sky News Australia has dedicated the weekend to attacking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his failure to take any action over the US Supreme court’s ruling on Roe V Wade. ”What is Albo actually doing?” Asked low… Read More ›
Sky News Hopes Debate Will Double Their Audience From 6 To 12 Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
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