Cable news (sic) channel Sky News Australia has today announced that it is naming convicted pedophile Cardinal George Pell as it’s person of the decade for the decade ending 2019. “The result was pretty unanimous amongst our talent,” said a… Read More ›
People living in the New South Wales country have gotten a taste of how tough life is for Sydney people after strong easterly winds blew a traffic jam into the state’s central west. “We’ve spent the past few weeks surrounded… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has met with firefighters battling blazes around New South Wales to deliver them the good news that relief is on it’s way as the first test against New Zealand in Perth starts tomorrow. “Initially I was… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has urged all Australians particularly those in New South Wales to take a moment out of their day to light a candle and think of those who are suffering due to the bushfires. “I find in… Read More ›
The Australian government has declared that it is certain to meet all of its obligations to reduce carbon emissions by 2030 after officially adopting the Mayan calendar. “The great cycle of the long count component of the Mayan calendar ended… Read More ›
Independent (sic) Senator Jacqui Lambie has refused to disclose how many magic beans the Government gave her in exchange for her voting to repeal the Medevac legislation in the Senate. “Look, I will not disclose any detail about my negotiations… Read More ›
