The Greens have today released an angry press release condemning Prime Minister Anthony Albanese after the PM refused to fund the parties weekly drum circle. ”How does Anthony expect us to get anything done without our weekly drum circle?” Asked… Read More ›
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”Give Us More Staff Or Chalmers Gets A Wedgie” Says Lambie To Albo
Independent Senator and the politician voted most likely to appear on SAS Australia Jacqui Lambie has warned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to give her and the other cross benchers more staff or she’ll give Treasurer Jim Chalmers a wedgie. ”Albo… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Attacks Albo For Not Acting On Row V Wade Sooner
Niche news network Sky News Australia has dedicated the weekend to attacking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his failure to take any action over the US Supreme court’s ruling on Roe V Wade. ”What is Albo actually doing?” Asked low… Read More ›
Greens Demand Australia Be Renamed As The “Us” In Australia Is Offensive To The Chronically Single
Greens Leader Adam Bandt has called upon the Prime Minister to rename the country as the use of “us” in Australia could be offensive to the chronically single. ”For too long, this country’s single people have been left behind,” said… Read More ›
Man On Stress Leave After Trying To Choose A Beer At His Local Bottle-O
Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure beer types greeted… Read More ›
ScoMo Condemns Albo For Failing To Cook Any Curries Or Build Any Chook Sheds
Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders. ”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s… Read More ›