Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›
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ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Accuses The ABC Of Promoting QAnon With Their Show Q&A
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has accused the ABC of being supporters of the dangerous QAnon cult and promoting it through their show Q&A. ”The ABC likes to throw around accusations, well two can play at that… Read More ›
Slats To Replace Albo As Opposition Leader So Albo Can Focus On His DJing
The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That All Of His Cabinet Is Indeed Spartacus
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›
Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›
