Niche news network Sky News Australia have blamed Australia’s rising cost of living as the reason for their shows rating so poorly. ”Interest rates and energy prices are going up, so the poor Aussie battler can barely afford to turn… Read More ›
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Bolt Happy That His Viewers, All 6 Of Them Turned Up To His Australia Day BBQ
Low rating TV host Andrew Bolt has boasted of the turn out for his Australia Day BBQ, after all 6 of his viewers turned up. ”It was a great day full of vigorous discussion, a little merlot and a lot… Read More ›
Sky News Urges Its Viewer To Sleep Through 2023 To Avoid Being Woke
Low rating cable station Sky news Australia has urged their last remaining viewer to sleep through the year 2023, so as to avoid being woke. ”Wokeness is a dangerous disease that inhibits the mind of all those who disagree with… Read More ›
Sky News Starts Looking Under Rocks For Chris Smith’s Replacement
Low rating news station Sky News Australia has started looking under rocks and scouring YouTube for ranting bus racists in an effort to replace disgraced former host Chris Smith. ”Been a tough week that’s for sure, talk about Sophie’s choice… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Meghan & Harry For Chris Smith’s Appalling Behaviour
Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party. ”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I… Read More ›
NSW And SA Combine To Build A Bolt Proof Fence
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›