Low rating Sky News host, Peta Credlin, has sent former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews a thank you note after his resignation led her to achieve the greatest orgasm of her life.
”I’m not actually a smoker but after that I reckon I could knock over a pack of Winnie Blues,” said a euphoric Peta Credlin. ”I thought nothing would top the day that we axed the tax or stopped the boats but gee, old Danny boy you delivered.”
”Who needs onions when you have a Premier’s resignation speech.”
When asked why she had so much venom to direct towards the former Victorian Premier, Peta Credlin replied: ”Oh you know, lockdowns and stuff, there are other things but who’s got time for anger at the moment.”
”He’s resigned, can you believe it, we won.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m going to ask Alexa to play his speech one more time, Mumma needs some more lovin’.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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