The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›
Melbourne
Bolt Feels For The Children Yet To Be Touched By Pell
George Pell’s number one cheer leader convicted racist Andrew Bolt has spoken of how he feels that the Cardinal’s jailing will effect so many, particularly the children that Pell has yet to touch. “This is a tragedy for Australia’s youth… Read More ›
Abbott Asks Wife To Bake Him A Cake Big Enough To Hide A Hacksaw
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has told friends of how he asked his wife Margie to bake him a cake big enough to conceal a hacksaw so that he could surprise his dear friend and confidant George Pell with… Read More ›
Alan Jones Calls For The White Australia Policy To Be Applied To All Sportsmen
Former Wallabies Coach Alan ‘I’m on radio’ Jones has called upon the Australian Government to bring back the White Australia Policy when it comes to athletes representing the country. “We can’t have these type of people like the Ben Simmons’… Read More ›
Very Fast Sushi Train Will Deliver Salmon Roll From Melbourne To Sydney In Under Three Hours
The government has commissioned a feasibility study to look into the construction of a Very Fast Sushi Train down the eastern seaboard, raising hopes that sushi aficionados in Brisbane will be able to sample a frilled scallop nigiri that has… Read More ›
Candlelight Vigils To Be Held For Victims Of The Gillette Razor Campaign
Candlelight vigils will be held worldwide to help men cope with the hurt feelings that they have suffered following the release of the Gillette razor campaign that some feel was critical of all men. “We as a community need to… Read More ›
