The capital of Victoria, Melbourne a city once described by comedian Jerry Seinfeld as “the Anus of the World”, has today been voted the World’s most wankable city in a poll conducted by the popular blog TeaWithCatsAndKale.com. It defeated last… Read More ›
Dan Andrews
PM Says The Public’s Sick Of Him Having To Work A 5 Day Week
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today declared that the public is sick of him having to work a 5 day week and if he’s re-elected he will work less hours. ”Australians want their politicians well… Read More ›
PM Says The Un-Vacc’d Should Be Able To Grab A Coffee, Make A Noose & Vote For Him
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has today called upon those in charge of the country to allow greater freedoms for the un-vaccinated. The PM wants the un-vaccinated to be able to grab a coffee, rig up a noose and… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns Sudanese Tradies For Melbourne Riots
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne. ”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Australia That There’s Enough Thoughts And Prayers For Everybody
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude
The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced. ”To the people of NSW I… Read More ›