Low rating Sky News talking head Andrew Bolt has called on his viewers, all 6 of them, to storm the Victorian capital and protest Dan Andrews’ election win. ”Peta Credlin, Rowan Dean and Myself didn’t vote for Dan Andrews, so… Read More ›
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Sky News’ Vic Election Coverage Tipped To Win Best Comedy At The Logies
Low rating news network Sky News Australia has been named by bookies as the odds on favourite to win best comedy at next year’s Logie awards for their Victorian election night coverage. ”Australia has not seen cutting edge political satire… Read More ›
Credlin Demands People Voting For Dan Andrews To Be Shot
Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
Herald Sun Exclusive: Dan Andrews Linked To JFK’s Assassination
The Liberal parties leading propaganda piece The Herald Sun has today alleged that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has links to former American President John F Kennedy’s assassination. The alleged links come despite Premier Andrews having been born in 1972, a… Read More ›
Melbourne Voted Most Wankable City
The capital of Victoria, Melbourne a city once described by comedian Jerry Seinfeld as “the Anus of the World”, has today been voted the World’s most wankable city in a poll conducted by the popular blog TeaWithCatsAndKale.com. It defeated last… Read More ›
PM Says The Public’s Sick Of Him Having To Work A 5 Day Week
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today declared that the public is sick of him having to work a 5 day week and if he’s re-elected he will work less hours. ”Australians want their politicians well… Read More ›
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