Prime Minister for Sydney, Scott Morrison, currently locked down in Kirribilli with his closest 48 media advisers has been driving them all up the wall by constantly asking them whether or not he should post a picture on social media… Read More ›
Victoria
ScoMo Tells Australia That There’s Enough Thoughts And Prayers For Everybody
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude
The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced. ”To the people of NSW I… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Victorians No Job Keeper But Government Will Send Thoughts And Prayers
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told Victoria that his Government will not bring back job keeper for the current lockdown that the State is enduring. However, they will provide the State with an infinite supply of… Read More ›
Dutton Says Vics Should Be Happy With Lockdown As It Keeps Them Safe From Sudanese Gangs
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has told Victorians that they should be happy with their lockdown being extended as it keeps them safe from Sudanese gangs. ”All we hear from Victoria is negativity, it’s time that they… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Victorians Not To Worry As He And Jen Have Had Their Vaccinations
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure locked down Victorians not to worry about Jen and himself, as they have both been vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Melburnians are concerned that old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
