Australia’s Former Minister for Women, Tony Abbott has spoken to friends of his disappointment at not being asked to lead today’s Women’s March in Canberra. ”Tony is very disappointed and concerned to not be involved in today’s march,” said a… Read More ›
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PM Who’s Wife Had To Remind Him He Had 2 Daughters In Order To Understand Empathy Guest Of Honour At International Women’s Day Event
A week after telling the nation how his wife had to remind him that he had two daughters in order to empathise with a victim of sexual assault, Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been invited as a guest… Read More ›
ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
Abbott Plans To Lead The Anzac Day March After Fighting In The Culture Wars
Former Australian Prime Minister and newly appointed IPA coffee boy Tony Abbott has told his friends and colleagues that he plans to lead this year’s Anzac Day March, in acknowledgement of his frequent participation in culture wars. ”I have always… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Seen Shopping At Chadstone’s King Of Knives Store
Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
Exclusive Extract: George Pell’s Prison Journal
Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›