The Turnbull Government has announced a new Ministerial appointment this week with former Prime Minister Tony Abbott being appointed the Minister for Not Selling The ABC. “I think Tony will do a marvelous job in helping us convey to the… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Supreme Court Orders 60 Year Old Former PM To Move On
The Supreme Court has ordered 60 year old former Prime Minister Tony Abbott to move on from his ambitions to once again become Prime Minister and to cease all acts of undermining and sniping. “The Australian people are sick and… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Acquires Power Station As First Part Of Glorious Five Year Plan
Beloved leader Chairman Tony Abbott has taken ownership of the Liddell Power Station for the people in the first part of a glorious five year economic plan. “From each according to his ability to produce greenhouse gas to each according… Read More ›
Libs Increase Female Quota By Cloning Bronwyn Bishop
The Coalition has responded to criticism of its lack of female MPs by ordering its chief mad scientist Greg Hunt to produce dozens of clones of Bronwyn Bishop in his laboratory. “We found a strand of Bronnie’s hair that was… Read More ›
Abbott Condemns The ABC For Rejecting Him As The Third Banana In Pajama
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has condemned the ABC after they refused to consider his application to become the third banana in pajamas, B3 in the networks planned live action reboot of the series. “The ABC has some hide in… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On Santa ScoMo To Give Everyone Coal This Christmas Budget
Former (despite what Peta Credlin says) Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on the Treasurer Scott Morrison to deliver coal to every Australian this year as part of his Christmas themed budget. “In the past coal has been traditionally associated… Read More ›
