Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reached out to Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson with an invitation to join in him in Canberra at his office or a seedy pay by the hour motel for a chance to ‘chew the… Read More ›
Insiders
Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on a footy trip to Papua New Guinea. “There’s nothing sinister in… Read More ›
Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›
Abbott Regrets Not Doing More As PM To Rid Australia Of The Metric System
In a wide ranging interview former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has spoken of his regret that he did not do more when he was PM to rid Australia of the metric system. “I achieved a lot in my all too… Read More ›
Abbott Appointed To The Board Of The Culture War Memorial
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has been appointed by the Morrison Government to the board of the Culture War Memorial. “No one has done more in the last twenty or so years to lead the charge in the culture… Read More ›
Panicked ScoMo Accidentally Leaves Lump Of Coal In Taxi Before UN Speech
Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
