Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this week launched his parties new campaign slogan: ScoMo ’07. Which he plans on taking to next year’s federal election. ”How good is the new campaign slogan?” Asked Prime Minister Scotty. ”It tested… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Science Craig Kelly has called upon the Government (which he is still a part of) to appoint former AFL player Gary Ablett Sr as the countries new Chief Medical Officer. ”It’s time this Government… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has expressed his disappointment to colleagues that his wife Jen and daughters were all too busy to attend this week’s family curry night. “Poor Scotty, he loves curry night but this week it will… Read More ›
NSW deputy Premier (for now) John Barilaro has offered to compromise on his threat to blow up the Government, by proposing that all koalas in the state are sent on an all expenses paid cruise on the Ruby Princess. ”Look,… Read More ›
NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›
