Low rating news channel, Sky News Australia, is hoping to pop a rating, ie draw more than 10 viewers by covering live the event of the year; Rootfest! Aka Barnaby Joyce’s bachelor party.

”People love Barnaby, in the same way they like gawking at a car crash or a Karen video,” said a Sky News Producer. ”Rootfest will definitely be of interest to all Australians.”

”Especially the family law experts, that’s for sure.”

When asked why the Nation should embrace the adulterous Barnaby Joyce given his sanctimonious lecturing on the sanctity of marriage, the Sky News Producer said: ”Everyone loves a hypocrite. Let he who has not impregnated a staff member cast the first stone.”

”Besides, what else are we going to cover? Albo in China, the contents of Dan Andrews rubbish bin?”

”Actually that’s a good one, I’ll get Credlin and Bolt straight on to it.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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